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Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
would you sell your soul to the devil ?

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Originally posted by redbadger
would you sell your soul to the devil ?
I can't. My soul does not belong to me.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I can't. My soul does not belong to me.
God ?

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Originally posted by redbadger
God ?
Oh Lord

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Originally posted by Merlion
Oh Lord
carter usm


Originally posted by Seitse
Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

You have a deal!!!


·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
·Scalp: $607
·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
·Shoulder: $500
·Coronary Artery: $1,525
·Heart: $119,000
·Liver: $157,000
·Hand and Forearm: $385
·Pint of Blood: $337
·Spleen: $508
·Stomach: $508
·Small Intestine: $2,519
·Kidney: $262,000
·Gallbladder: $1,219
·Skin: $10 per square inch


Originally posted by Russ
·Pint of Blood: $337
Arranging the DHL pickup service as we speak!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
That'll get you a couple days, tops...

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Originally posted by Russ
I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

You have a deal!!!


·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
·Scalp: $607
·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
·Shoulder: $500
·Coronary Artery: $1,525
·Heart: $119,000
·Liver: $157,000
·Hand and Forearm: $385
·Pint of Blood: $337
·Spleen: $508
·Stomach: $508
·Small Intestine: $2,519
·Kidney: $262,000
·Gallbladder: $1,219
·Skin: $10 per square inch
A hand or forearm x a pint of blood does not seem too expensive to me compared with the fact that we only have 2 of each and lots of pints of blood... we should review this pricing. 😕

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Originally posted by Russ
I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

You have a deal!!!


·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
·Scalp: $607
·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
·Shoulder: $500
·Coronary Artery: $1,525
·Heart: $119,000
·Liver: $157,000
·Hand and Forearm: $385
·Pint of Blood: $337
·Spleen: $508
·Stomach: $508
·Small Intestine: $2,519
·Kidney: $262,000
·Gallbladder: $1,219
·Skin: $10 per square inch
No market for Seitse's brain, such as it is?

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Originally posted by Russ
I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

·Skin: $10 per square inch
Put some lotion on it's skin. 😲

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
No market for Seitse's brain, such as it is?
Thing is, to make 1 transplantable lawyer brain
you need to mash up like 5 or 6 lawyer brains.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Put some lotion on it's skin. 😲
Put the lotion in the basket!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Put the lotion in the basket!
You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.

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