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General 09 Nov '14 23:23
  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Nov '14 11:56
    Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Nov '14 12:31
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
    would you sell your soul to the devil ?
  3. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Nov '14 13:03
    Originally posted by redbadger
    would you sell your soul to the devil ?
    I can't. My soul does not belong to me.
  4. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Nov '14 13:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I can't. My soul does not belong to me.
    God ?
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    10 Nov '14 13:16
    Originally posted by redbadger
    God ?
    Oh Lord
  6. Standard memberredbadger
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    10 Nov '14 13:19
    Originally posted by Merlion
    Oh Lord
    carter usm
  7. SubscriberRuss
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    10 Nov '14 16:07
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
    I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

    You have a deal!!!


    ·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
    ·Scalp: $607
    ·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
    ·Shoulder: $500
    ·Coronary Artery: $1,525
    ·Heart: $119,000
    ·Liver: $157,000
    ·Hand and Forearm: $385
    ·Pint of Blood: $337
    ·Spleen: $508
    ·Stomach: $508
    ·Small Intestine: $2,519
    ·Kidney: $262,000
    ·Gallbladder: $1,219
    ·Skin: $10 per square inch
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Nov '14 16:09
    Originally posted by Russ
    ·Pint of Blood: $337
    Arranging the DHL pickup service as we speak!
  9. SubscriberBigDoggProblem
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    10 Nov '14 16:11
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Russ. I am willing to pay you with my body.
    That'll get you a couple days, tops...
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    10 Nov '14 19:21
    Originally posted by Russ
    I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

    You have a deal!!!


    ·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
    ·Scalp: $607
    ·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
    ·Shoulder: $500
    ·Coronary Artery: $1,525
    ·Heart: $119,000
    ·Liver: $157,000
    ·Hand and Forearm: $385
    ·Pint of Blood: $337
    ·Spleen: $508
    ·Stomach: $508
    ·Small Intestine: $2,519
    ·Kidney: $262,000
    ·Gallbladder: $1,219
    ·Skin: $10 per square inch
    A hand or forearm x a pint of blood does not seem too expensive to me compared with the fact that we only have 2 of each and lots of pints of blood... we should review this pricing. 😕
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    10 Nov '14 21:23
    Originally posted by Russ
    I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

    You have a deal!!!


    ·Pair of Eyeballs: $1,525
    ·Scalp: $607
    ·Skull with Teeth: $1,200
    ·Shoulder: $500
    ·Coronary Artery: $1,525
    ·Heart: $119,000
    ·Liver: $157,000
    ·Hand and Forearm: $385
    ·Pint of Blood: $337
    ·Spleen: $508
    ·Stomach: $508
    ·Small Intestine: $2,519
    ·Kidney: $262,000
    ·Gallbladder: $1,219
    ·Skin: $10 per square inch
    No market for Seitse's brain, such as it is?
  12. This is embarrasking
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    10 Nov '14 21:56
    Originally posted by Russ
    I just checked the black market prices for body parts.

    ·Skin: $10 per square inch
    Put some lotion on it's skin. 😲
  13. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Nov '14 22:54
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    No market for Seitse's brain, such as it is?
    Thing is, to make 1 transplantable lawyer brain
    you need to mash up like 5 or 6 lawyer brains.
  14. Standard memberSeitse
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    10 Nov '14 22:54
    Originally posted by cashthetrash
    Put some lotion on it's skin. 😲
    Put the lotion in the basket!
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    11 Nov '14 01:28
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Put the lotion in the basket!
    You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
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