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  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    13 Dec '14 19:38
    My take is Old Spice.
  2. Standard memberredbadger
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    13 Dec '14 20:30
    Originally posted by Seitse
    My take is Old Spice.
    the faint smell of the cash rolling in.
  3. Subscribermoonbus
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    13 Dec '14 20:48
    Originally posted by redbadger
    the faint smell of the cash rolling in.
    The crash of cash feinting.
  4. Standard memberredbadger
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    13 Dec '14 21:10
    Dead bees on cake or brilliant trees or Rain tree crow.
  5. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    13 Dec '14 21:45
    Secret
  6. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    13 Dec '14 21:54
    Checkmate
  7. Subscribercoquette
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    13 Dec '14 21:57
    knight m'lady
  8. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    13 Dec '14 22:211 edit
    Originally posted by redbadger
    the feint smell of the cash rolling in.
    Brought to you by courtesy of the Spelling Police.
  9. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    13 Dec '14 22:49
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Brought to you by courtesy of the Spelling Police.
    Nice feint, officer, but faint is correct.
  10. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    13 Dec '14 22:50
    faint
    fฤnt/Submit
    adjective
    1.
    (of a sight, smell, or sound) barely perceptible.
    "the faint murmur of voices"
    synonyms: indistinct, vague, unclear, indefinite, ill-defined, imperceptible, unobtrusive; More
    antonyms: clear, loud
    (of a hope, chance, or possibility) slight; remote.
    "there is a faint chance that the enemy may flee"
    synonyms: slight, slender, slim, small, tiny, negligible, remote, vague, unlikely, improbable; informalminuscule
    "a faint possibility"
    lacking in strength or enthusiasm; feeble.
    "the faint beat of a butterfly's wing"
    synonyms: unenthusiastic, halfhearted, weak, feeble
    "faint praise"
    2.
    weak and dizzy; close to losing consciousness.
    "the heat made him feel faint"
    synonyms: dizzy, giddy, lightheaded, unsteady; informalwoozy
    "I suddenly felt faint"
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    14 Dec '14 02:41
    he fell for my feint,
    and his cry was not faint,
    he sneered at me,
    and began to bleed,
    and said, "don't tell me i can if i cain't"...
  12. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Dec '14 04:01
    A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
    - How do you know she is a witch
    - She looks like one.
    - Bring her forward.
    - I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
    - But you are dressed as one.
    - They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
    - And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
    - Well? - We did do the nose.
    - The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch !
    - Did you dress her up like this? - No, no!
    - Yes. A bit.
    - She has got a wart.
    - What makes you think she's a witch?
    - She turned me into a newt!
    - A newt?
    - I got better.
    - Burn her anyway!
    - Quiet! Quiet!
    - There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    - Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?
    - Tell me, what do you do with witches?
    - Burn them!
    - And what do you burn, apart from witches?
    - More witches! - Wood!
    - So why do witches burn?
    - 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
    - How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
    - But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
    - Oh, yeah.
    - Does wood sink in water?
    - No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
    - What also floats in water?
    - Bread. - Apples.
    - Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
    - Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
    - Lead. - A duck!
    - Exactly.
    - So, logically--
    - If she weighs the same as a duck...
    - she's made of wood.
    - And therefore?
    - A witch!
    - A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.
    - We shaIl use my largest scales.
    - Burn the witch !
    - Remove the supports!
    - A witch!
  13. Standard memberMammy Blue
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    14 Dec '14 04:36
    Originally posted by Seitse
    My take is Old Spice.
    You got Old Spice there too? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Then it's definitely Old Spice ! ๐Ÿ˜€
  14. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Dec '14 05:13
    Originally posted by Mammy Blue
    You got Old Spice there too? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ Then it's definitely Old Spice ! ๐Ÿ˜€
    Ain't your nick an old Ozark Mountain Daredevils song?? ๐Ÿ˜•
  15. Standard memberredbadger
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    15 Dec '14 18:56
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
    - How do you know she is a witch
    - She looks like one.
    - Bring her forward.
    - I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
    - But you are dressed as one.
    - They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
    - And this isn't my nose. It's a false ...[text shortened]... duck.
    - We shaIl use my largest scales.
    - Burn the witch !
    - Remove the supports!
    - A witch!
    do you sleep in a coffin?
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