Russ's favourite deodorant

My take is Old Spice.

Originally posted by Seitse
My take is Old Spice.

the faint smell of the cash rolling in.

Originally posted by redbadger
the faint smell of the cash rolling in.

The crash of cash feinting.

Dead bees on cake or brilliant trees or Rain tree crow.

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Checkmate

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Originally posted by redbadger
the feint smell of the cash rolling in.

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
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Nice feint, officer, but faint is correct.

faint
fānt/Submit
adjective
1.
(of a sight, smell, or sound) barely perceptible.
"the faint murmur of voices"
synonyms: indistinct, vague, unclear, indefinite, ill-defined, imperceptible, unobtrusive; More
antonyms: clear, loud
(of a hope, chance, or possibility) slight; remote.
"there is a faint chance that the enemy may flee"
synonyms: slight, slender, slim, small, tiny, negligible, remote, vague, unlikely, improbable; informalminuscule
"a faint possibility"
lacking in strength or enthusiasm; feeble.
"the faint beat of a butterfly's wing"
synonyms: unenthusiastic, halfhearted, weak, feeble
"faint praise"
2.
weak and dizzy; close to losing consciousness.
"the heat made him feel faint"
synonyms: dizzy, giddy, lightheaded, unsteady; informalwoozy
"I suddenly felt faint"

he fell for my feint,
and his cry was not faint,
he sneered at me,
and began to bleed,
and said, "don't tell me i can if i cain't"...

A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
- Well? - We did do the nose.
- The nose? - And the hat. But she is a witch !
- Did you dress her up like this? - No, no!
- Yes. A bit.
- She has got a wart.
- What makes you think she's a witch?
- She turned me into a newt!
- A newt?
- I got better.
- Burn her anyway!
- Quiet! Quiet!
- There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- And what do you burn, apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood!
- So why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
- How do we tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
- But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
- Exactly.
- So, logically--
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!
- A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!

Originally posted by Seitse
My take is Old Spice.

You got Old Spice there too? 😲 Then it's definitely Old Spice ! 😀

Originally posted by Mammy Blue
You got Old Spice there too? 😲 Then it's definitely Old Spice ! 😀

Ain't your nick an old Ozark Mountain Daredevils song?? 😕

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false ...[text shortened]... duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!

do you sleep in a coffin?