Russ's favourite deodorant

Russ's favourite deodorant

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Suzzie says Badger

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Originally posted by Seitse
My take is Old Spice.
the smell of Napalm in the morning, a dusting of agent orange.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Secret
Hey, Secret is a good product.

An anti-perspirant that doesn't make you smell like a longshoreman, what a concept...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Hey, Secret is a good product.
Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.
Ummmm, no. No, it isn't.

Not even close.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Ain't your nick an old Ozark Mountain Daredevils song?? 😕
Charisma 😀

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Originally posted by Seitse
Using Secret in your armpits is like using
Lysol douches in your hoo haa.
Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".
I don't call my vagina any names. Suzi's is a whole different issue.

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Originally posted by redbadger
the faint smell of the cash rolling in.
Gold Spice?

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
- How do you know she is a witch
- She looks like one.
- Bring her forward.
- I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my nose. It's a false ...[text shortened]... duck.
- We shaIl use my largest scales.
- Burn the witch !
- Remove the supports!
- A witch!
This post has made it to page one in the recommended threads...an uncommon ocurence.

Congratulations

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Gold Spice?
The smell of Moth balls on the rare occasion he opens his wallet.

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HHmmmm moth balls.