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  1. Standard memberredbadger
    Suzzie says Badger
    is Racist Bastard
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    15 Dec '14 19:16
    Originally posted by Seitse
    My take is Old Spice.
    the smell of Napalm in the morning, a dusting of agent orange.
  2. SubscriberSuzianne
    Misfit Queen
    Isle of Misfit Toys
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    15 Dec '14 20:07
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Secret
    Hey, Secret is a good product.

    An anti-perspirant that doesn't make you smell like a longshoreman, what a concept...
  3. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    15 Dec '14 23:361 edit
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Hey, Secret is a good product.
    Using Secret in your armpits is like using
    Lysol douches in your hoo haa.
  4. SubscriberSuzianne
    Misfit Queen
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    16 Dec '14 05:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Using Secret in your armpits is like using
    Lysol douches in your hoo haa.
    Ummmm, no. No, it isn't.

    Not even close.
  5. Standard memberMammy Blue
    Delicious Monster...
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    16 Dec '14 08:12
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Ain't your nick an old Ozark Mountain Daredevils song?? 😕
    Charisma 😀
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    16 Dec '14 10:48
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Using Secret in your armpits is like using
    Lysol douches in your hoo haa.
    Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    16 Dec '14 11:04
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Calling your vagina your "hoo haa" is like calling your autobiography "my bookie-wook".
    I don't call my vagina any names. Suzi's is a whole different issue.
  8. In your face
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    17 Dec '14 22:48
    Originally posted by redbadger
    the faint smell of the cash rolling in.
    Gold Spice?
  9. SubscriberPonderable
    chemist
    Linkenheim
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    18 Dec '14 10:08
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?
    - How do you know she is a witch
    - She looks like one.
    - Bring her forward.
    - I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch !
    - But you are dressed as one.
    - They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
    - And this isn't my nose. It's a false ...[text shortened]... duck.
    - We shaIl use my largest scales.
    - Burn the witch !
    - Remove the supports!
    - A witch!
    This post has made it to page one in the recommended threads...an uncommon ocurence.

    Congratulations
  10. Standard memberredbadger
    Suzzie says Badger
    is Racist Bastard
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    18 Dec '14 10:14
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    Gold Spice?
    The smell of Moth balls on the rare occasion he opens his wallet.
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    29 Jan '15 02:03
    HHmmmm moth balls.
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