Originally posted by sjegSomebody tell me I'm not the only one who didn't get this...
Actually, I first heard that as an England v Brazil joke, honestly.
Anyhoo, to redress the balance in the name of FIFA fair play...
Two weeks ago:
David Beckham is training really hard over in the wee town of Pillowmunchen, where the England players are camped (and I mean camped). He's working uncharacteristically hard, and really gives it his all to p ...[text shortened]... finitely not ze big sissy noofter mit ze girly knickers,' and hands him a slice of Edam.
Originally posted by reader1107It'sok, reader- the English were pretending not to get it. Just like they're pretending they had a good team.
That's the whopper -- that he's so great. Edam is the cheese.
Alan Shearer this evening:
'There aren't that many players from the last four teams that would make the English squad'.
One of the better jokes on the subject, surely.
Originally posted by sjegWell we should surely value your opinion over one of Europes best ever strikers.
Alan Shearer this evening:
'There aren't that many players from the last four teams that would make the English squad'.
One of the better jokes on the subject, surely.
Got any more, we could all do with another laugh.