Sandwich

@shallow-blue said
It's what you'll have, and like it!

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Every time I come to your home sir, it's always the same.

@very-rusty said
Perhaps you should be happy with what you get in someone else's home! 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
There was an old chap called Rusty
who liked his stale bread really crusty.
He'd fill it with spam
and waver thin ham,d eat it even when musty.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Let me tickle your taste buds sir.

1 - Take one Tesco bun
2 - Slice it
3 - Smear it in a thick layer of lard
4 - Slap a few layers of Billy Bear Ham on.
5 - Enjoy.

Now that's the good life.