Santa and gun toting rednecks

How many banjos can Santa fit in his sack?

Originally posted by hopscotch
Are you saying that Santa is black?

Up north they point lasers at Santa, trying to blind him. Once he lost control of his sleigh due to this and a guy was buried under a ton of presents and smothered to death.

How many Australians can he fit in his ashtray?

How many banjos can Santa fit in his sack?

Originally posted by homedepotov
Up north they point lasers at Santa, trying to blind him. Once he lost control of his sleigh due to this and a guy was buried under a ton of presents and smothered to death.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
How many banjos can Santa fit in his sack?

Originally posted by Badwater
Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Believing in lazers that can take down Santa....