Santa and gun toting rednecks

Zort Boy

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17 Dec 09

Zort Boy

Joined: 12 Jun 08
Moves: 19450

17 Dec 09

How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

17 Dec 09

Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?

hopscotch

Joined: 09 Jun 04
Moves: 39731

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?

Are you saying that Santa is black?

Zort Boy

Joined: 12 Jun 08
Moves: 19450

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?

Ok, I'll replace the term redneck with 'Sons of the South'.

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ok, I'll replace the term redneck with 'Sons of the South'.

If it's fun totting you're talking about just put "Law abiding American citizens"?

Very Rusty

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Joined: 04 Oct 06
Moves: 651184

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?

I heard through the grapevine that HOH is guarding Santa with a shot gun this year.

Zort Boy

Joined: 12 Jun 08
Moves: 19450

17 Dec 09

Milk and cookies or Moonshine and Possum jerky?

MontyMoose

New Braunfels, Texas

Joined: 22 Aug 07
Moves: 72376

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Milk and cookies or Moonpies?

FIXED!

expuddlepirate

Exaulted high possum

here...again

Joined: 29 Nov 09
Moves: 3082

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Milk and cookies or Moonshine and Possum jerky?

Mmmm mmmmmm Good possum jerky, caint't beat thayut. My sister and I had sume on our honeymoon.

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Mmmm mmmmmm Good possum jerky, caint't beat thayut. My sister and I had sume on our honeymoon.

BTW how's the yungun?? I always liked little Twelvetoes.

Zort Boy

Joined: 12 Jun 08
Moves: 19450

17 Dec 09

My sistermom says to say hi.

wormwood

If Theres Hell Below

We're All Gonna Go!

Joined: 10 Sep 05
Moves: 10228

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?

rare exports. everything you ever wanted to know about the santa tradition.

rare exports, the official safety instructions.

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
My sistermom says to say hi.

Oh, I thought that was Yeah Boy, I get you two confused, you're the cool one. 😀
YB is alright too, but you know me, I love everyone. 😞

expuddlepirate

Exaulted high possum

here...again

Joined: 29 Nov 09
Moves: 3082

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Oh, I thought that was Yeah Boy, I get you two confused, you're the cool one. 😀
YB is alright too, but you know me, I love everyone. 😞

By the way Ice, Bubba Ray Earl said to tell you "howdy". He is doing fine since the episode in the outhouse with the bobcat and the skunk.

Badwater

Joined: 07 Jan 08
Moves: 34575

17 Dec 09

Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?

Naw, but only because rednecks won't turn down free stuff, so Santa's safe.