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Santa and gun toting rednecks

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How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?

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Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?
Are you saying that Santa is black?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Ahh, don't you just love the smell of acceptable negative racial stereotypes in the morning?
Ok, I'll replace the term redneck with 'Sons of the South'.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Ok, I'll replace the term redneck with 'Sons of the South'.
If it's fun totting you're talking about just put "Law abiding American citizens"?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?
I heard through the grapevine that HOH is guarding Santa with a shot gun this year.

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Milk and cookies or Moonshine and Possum jerky?

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Milk and cookies or Moonpies?

FIXED!

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
Milk and cookies or Moonshine and Possum jerky?
Mmmm mmmmmm Good possum jerky, caint't beat thayut. My sister and I had sume on our honeymoon.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Mmmm mmmmmm Good possum jerky, caint't beat thayut. My sister and I had sume on our honeymoon.
BTW how's the yungun?? I always liked little Twelvetoes.

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My sistermom says to say hi.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?
rare exports. everything you ever wanted to know about the santa tradition.






rare exports, the official safety instructions.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
My sistermom says to say hi.
Oh, I thought that was Yeah Boy, I get you two confused, you're the cool one. 😀
YB is alright too, but you know me, I love everyone. 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Oh, I thought that was Yeah Boy, I get you two confused, you're the cool one. 😀
YB is alright too, but you know me, I love everyone. 😞
By the way Ice, Bubba Ray Earl said to tell you "howdy". He is doing fine since the episode in the outhouse with the bobcat and the skunk.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
How dangerous is it for Santa? Is his red suit made of Kevlar? Does Santa pack heat? Do rednecks take potshots at the sleigh?
Naw, but only because rednecks won't turn down free stuff, so Santa's safe.