Saw this sign: Parking for tenants only.

sonhouse

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28 Apr 06 15:39

sonhouse

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28 Apr 06 15:39

Seemed kind of cheap to me, I mean, the little buggers don't even take up that much space, seems they could have gone 20 at least.
Besides, I didn't know they could even drive....

Daemon Sin

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28 Apr 06 15:45

Originally posted by sonhouse
Seemed kind of cheap to me, I mean, the little buggers don't even take up that much space, seems they could have gone 20 at least.
Besides, I didn't know they could even drive....

Have you been at the turpentine again? 🙄

Moldy Crow

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28 Apr 06 15:47

Originally posted by sonhouse
Seemed kind of cheap to me, I mean, the little buggers don't even take up that much space, seems they could have gone 20 at least.
Besides, I didn't know they could even drive....

I went hunting, but on the way there I saw a sign that said "bear left". So I went back home.

sonhouse

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28 Apr 06 15:52

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I went hunting, but on the way there I saw a sign that said "bear left". So I went back home.

I went hunting with this girl, when we got in the woods, I said, "Are you game?" She said "YES" So I shot her....

Briscoe

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28 Apr 06 15:53

I saw a sign that said "Bathroom Out of Service: Use floor below" so I peed on the floor and left.

Nordlys

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28 Apr 06 15:55

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I went hunting, but on the way there I saw a sign that said "bear left". So I went back home.

Gah. It obviously meant that the bear was on the left. How stupid of you.

adramforall

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28 Apr 06 15:57

I told my wife I was going out for a walk but she said not to bother as there was one in the kitchen.

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28 Apr 06 16:00

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adramforall

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28 Apr 06 16:12

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I saw a bloke with a sign saying 'Homeless, need food' so I fed him his dog.

I saw a dog with a sign saying 'Homeless, need food' so I fed him the bloke sitting next to him.

Jusuh

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28 Apr 06 16:13

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I saw this guy with a sign saying "I have a gun in my pocket" in the bank. He also had a mask covering his faces, dont know why. Maybe he was a sign salesman and had problems with his skin...

rook n roll

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28 Apr 06 16:16

why is there human excrement outside shops in France?

because it says "push hard" on the door

sonhouse

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28 Apr 06 16:27

Originally posted by rook n roll
why is there human excrement outside shops in France?

because it says "push hard" on the door

I drove my helicopter downtown and could't find a parking space so I tied it to a parking meter and left it running.

rook n roll

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28 Apr 06 16:28

a girl was fed up with her boyfriend's obsession with French actress Brigitte Bardot , or "BB" as she's affectionately known in France and felt she was losing him...

one day she decided to have a letter "B" tatooted on each bum cheek for him.

in the evening as she got undressed for him, he said angrily: " you've got some explaining to do, woman. Who the hell is BOB"?

FrenchQueen

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28 Apr 06 16:32

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The other day I went to the store to get some camouflage trousers but i couldn't find any.

sonhouse

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28 Apr 06 16:37

I went to the store to get some deodorant but they all smelled bad so I left without any.