The Boston Lard is a transparent, honest, friendly and well intentioned
fellow who will never reveal your personal information and who not very
often posts but, when he does, it is always insightful and helpful.
"The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain',
and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'" Anonymous - http://coolfunnyquotes.com ... lol