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10 reasons why hell is better then school...(and i live in scotland, thus the rain...)

1. It doesn't rain in Hell.

2. Everyone has heard of Hell.

3. It's more fun getting into Hell.

4. You can't fail out of Hell.

5. At least you can sleep in Hell.

6. Hell is forever. School just seems like it.

7. People smile in Hell.

8. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

9. You know there are hot women in Hell.

10. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to school.

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You have a missconception about what hell is like. Pluss there is the lake of fire that comes next. It is mostly about being banished and executed.

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Originally posted by gambit3
You have a missconception about what hell is like. Pluss there is the lake of fire that comes next. It is mostly about being banished and executed.
banished? executed? we're talking differences here 😕

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Originally posted by genius
10 reasons why hell is better then school...(and i live in scotland, thus the rain...)

1. It doesn't rain in Hell.

2. Everyone has heard of Hell.

3. It's more fun getting into Hell.

4. You can't fail out of Hell.

5. At least you can sleep in Hell.

6. Hell is forever. School just seems like it.

7. People smile in Hell.

8. You ...[text shortened]...
9. You know there are hot women in Hell.

10. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to school.
I'm going to post that all over school next year. 😀

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Originally posted by genius
10 reasons why hell is better then school...(and i live in scotland, thus the rain...)

1. It doesn't rain in Hell.

2. Everyone has heard of Hell.

3. It's more fun getting into Hell.

4. You can't fail out of Hell.

5. At least you can sleep in Hell.

6. Hell is forever. School just seems like it.

7. People smile in Hell.

8. You ...[text shortened]...
9. You know there are hot women in Hell.

10. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to school.
Your scaring me.

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Trust me. Once you leave school, you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you could go back there (well maybe back to sixth form college !!!!!)

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Originally posted by mmanuel
Trust me. Once you leave school, you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you could go back there (well maybe back to sixth form college !!!!!)
yeah-i kinda left a couple of weeks ago...and i'm not gonna miss it cause there's nothing i can do about it!

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hah, u think school is bad, just wait until your working 9-5 for a pitance while watching your fat cat boss stroll off to play golf while dumping all his work on your desk before he goes!

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Originally posted by mmanuel
Trust me. Once you leave school, you'll spend the rest of your life wishing you could go back there (well maybe back to sixth form college !!!!!)
Not me! Been away for nearly five years now and wouldn't go back for all the tea in China. I hated school 😠

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Originally posted by marinakatomb
hah, u think school is bad, just wait until your working 9-5 for a pitance while watching your fat cat boss stroll off to play golf while dumping all his work on your desk before he goes!

i work for less that the minimum wage in a restaurant, mainly washing dishes but sometimes getting to clean tables. i live for cleaning tables. without that, i'd die...but it;s just weekends and random days when they're short staffed etc, which isn't quite so bad...

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Originally posted by genius
i work for less that the minimum wage in a restaurant, mainly washing dishes but sometimes getting to clean tables. i live for cleaning tables. without that, i'd die...but it;s just weekends and random days when they're short staffed etc, which isn't quite so bad...
Why don't you find a job in retail?

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Hey genius. Do you REALLY want to go to Hell? I am guessing you are not a Christian. I think hell is much worse than you think it is. You don't feel nothing there but hurt.

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Originally posted by Stephen Liu
Hey genius. Do you REALLY want to go to Hell? I am guessing you are not a Christian. I think hell is much worse than you think it is. You don't feel nothing there but hurt.
i'm offski to uni come september, and my job situations reeeeeeeeeeally complicated

and as to being a christian-i am one, actually...and someone once gave me a nice simple description of what they beleve hell to be like. they said that "hell is without god". but, quite frankly, noone knows what hells like...

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Originally posted by genius
i work for less that the minimum wage in a restaurant, mainly washing dishes but sometimes getting to clean tables. i live for cleaning tables. without that, i'd die...but it;s just weekends and random days when they're short staffed etc, which isn't quite so bad...
I'd like to say that as u get older the jobs get better but i'd be lie'in🙁

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Originally posted by Stephen Liu
Hey genius. Do you REALLY want to go to Hell? I am guessing you are not a Christian. I think hell is much worse than you think it is. You don't feel nothing there but hurt.
Give me a BREAK!

You know, I don't think there's anything that can be said that won't offend at least one Christian.