Seasonal Chess Joke

Convention of chess players in hotel. In the public foyer of the hotel before the start of the convention they were discussing loudly who had the best rating, who was a GM etc. Typical chess players, boasting, puffing themselves up. You might even say they were:

"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

Any othe chess jokes to share?

Originally posted by Pianoman1
Convention of chess players in hotel. In the public foyer of the hotel before the start of the convention they were discussing loudly who had the best rating, who was a GM etc. Typical chess players, boasting, puffing themselves up. You might even say they were:

"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

Any othe chess jokes to share?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Hope not!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
I have no choice but to agree!

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
Convention of chess players in hotel. In the public foyer of the hotel before the start of the convention they were discussing loudly who had the best rating, who was a GM etc. Typical chess players, boasting, puffing themselves up. You might even say they were:

"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer"

Any othe chess jokes to share?

Originally posted by KJCavalier
In the infinite words of Mel Brooks, There is nothing like a good joke......



And



This was nothing like a good joke

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Answer: Can you smell carrot?

How do you know that Santa is a man?
Answer: No woman wears the same attire every year!

-m. 😞

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Why not freshen up the thread by telling "a good joke" of your own?

Interviewer: Do you prefer sex or chess?



Boris Spassky: It depends on the position.

Good news for narcoleptics. Only 200 sleeps 'til Christmas.

had xmas dinner with a grand master last year, we had a checked tablecloth, it took him 4 hours to pass the salt. 😀

😀

Originally posted by KJCavalier
Interviewer: Do you prefer sex or chess?



Boris Spassky: It depends on the position.