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Self-Licking Ice Creams

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As the year draws to its end, now is the time to confess if you have ever succumbed to self-licking ice creams. It won't be held against you. Your candour will be admired.

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I prefer to lick my own ice creams. Of course, that would make them self-licking, wouldn’t it?.

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@hakima said
I prefer to lick my own ice creams. Of course, that would make them self-licking, wouldn’t it?.
If you didn't want to lick an ice cream and only found yourself having to do so because you'd bought one for yourself and then if you were to complain about having to lick the ice cream, then that would - in a sense - mean you'd succumbed to a self-licking ice cream - certainly metaphorically, but also, arguably, ice-creamly too.

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I NEVER complain about licking ice cream. It’s my sacrament.

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@hakima said
I NEVER complain about licking ice cream. It’s my sacrament.
You seem to be a self-licking ice creamphile. And that's a different topic.

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@fmf said
As the year draws to its end, now is the time to confess if you have ever succumbed to self-licking ice creams. It won't be held against you. Your candour will be admired.
Kind of like this thread.

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@suzianne said
Kind of like this thread.
Exactly.

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I have always thought that ice creams should be left in their natural environment, rather than be exploited for their decadent use by another species. Habitat destruction is obviously a problem, but several projects to return ice creams to the wild have met with some success. Icecreamus vanilarus has been particularly successful in this regard, although Rippleus Raspberrium less so.

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@indonesia-phil said
I have always thought that ice creams should be left in their natural environment, rather than be exploited for their decadent use by another species. Habitat destruction is obviously a problem, but several projects to return ice creams to the wild have met with some success. Icecreamus vanilarus has been particularly successful in this regard, although Rippleus Raspberrium less so.
I find your sentimentality about habitats and exploitation tangential. As with animals, I don't see ice creams as having rights per se. I can only see legitimate, enforceable rights in terms of humans allowing or restricting their own rights viz a viz their interactions with ice creams. Only when ice creams can honour those responsibilities that correspond to any rights they lay claim to - and as soon as they are able to advocate and converse with humans about such matters and about the notion of rights more generally - only then will I consider ice creams to have rights. Until then there are only the rights to make, freeze, transport, display, sell, lick or eat them as we humans see fit.

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@fmf said
I find your sentimentality about habitats and exploitation tangential. As with animals, I don't see ice creams as having rights per se. I can only see legitimate, enforceable rights in terms of humans allowing or restricting their own rights viz a viz their interactions with ice creams. Only when ice creams can honour those responsibilities that correspond to any rights they lay ...[text shortened]... re only the rights to make, freeze, transport, display, sell, lick or eat them as we humans see fit.
Fossil records indicate that during the last ice age, various flavours of ice cream flourished as far south/north as + or - 40 degrees of latitude. Nowadays most flavours are restricted to polar regions or regions of high altitude, (minimum of 10 degrees below melting point). If we ignore the rights of such ancient luxury foods, I believe we do so at our peril.

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@fmf said
As the year draws to its end, now is the time to confess if you have ever succumbed to self-licking ice creams. It won't be held against you. Your candour will be admired.
You obscene and derogatory post deserves all the negative thumbs it is getting from The Spooky Chamber of Misfits.

Edit; Licked

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@fmf said
I find your sentimentality about habitats and exploitation tangential. As with animals, I don't see ice creams as having rights per se. I can only see legitimate, enforceable rights in terms of humans allowing or restricting their own rights viz a viz their interactions with ice creams. Only when ice creams can honour those responsibilities that correspond to any rights they lay ...[text shortened]... re only the rights to make, freeze, transport, display, sell, lick or eat them as we humans see fit.
I have alerted this post because of its racism against animals. You truly are a reprehensible human being.

PS your 13 attempts to edit out the hate has NOT worked!

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@divegeester said
I have alerted this post because of its racism against animals. You truly are a reprehensible human being.
I won't be cowed by your doubleplusgoodspeak.

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