selling compliments

i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

Seems like the Poem is a bargain in comparison.

@ponderable said
Seems like the Poem is a bargain in comparison.

Doesn't it...? 🙂 Quantity discount.

@Torunn

the poem is only six words long.

the $2.00 deal, bundled, is a better deal.

@mister-moggy said
@Torunn

the poem is only six words long.

the $2.00 deal, bundled, is a better deal.

So Things are never what they seem to be 🙁?

Edit: crying Smiley still doesn't work for me :'(

@mister-moggy is my spirit insect
without his guidance, my life is wrecked

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

Salt Lake CITY...

There are no boxes on the body of water on on the Bonneville salt flats...

@hakima

there is no water on the bonneville salt flats either.

my post office box is attached to my trailer, which is attached to my pickup truck which parks for free out on the salt flats. you can't miss it. one rusted truck towing one rundown trailer. a mangy dog tied up outside.

i am searching for the gold brigham lost ( "brigham's bees" ).

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

can you give me a discount or a freebie?
I could use a poem to cheer me up

@lemondrop

NO

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

LOL@ moggy, funny stuff!!!

-VR

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

I don't need to buy them, people do it for me here all the time.

@whodey said
I don't need to buy them, people do it for me here all the time.

Almost as funny! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Almost as funny! 😉

-VR

See, didn't have to pay him.

Thanks again.

@whodey

i am also available to write "dark postcards" so i would be watchful for jealous people, whodey.