selling compliments

i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@ponderable said
Seems like the Poem is a bargain in comparison.

@Torunn

the poem is only six words long.

the $2.00 deal, bundled, is a better deal.

@mister-moggy said
@Torunn

the poem is only six words long.

the $2.00 deal, bundled, is a better deal.

@mister-moggy is my spirit insect
without his guidance, my life is wrecked

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@hakima

there is no water on the bonneville salt flats either.

my post office box is attached to my trailer, which is attached to my pickup truck which parks for free out on the salt flats. you can't miss it. one rusted truck towing one rundown trailer. a mangy dog tied up outside.

i am searching for the gold brigham lost ( "brigham's bees" ).

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@lemondrop

NO

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@mister-moggy said
i have five compliments for sale.

price range is $2.00 for a two word phrase and for
$8.00 i will write you a poem lauding your niceness
and beauty.

money is non-refundable. box 54, salt lake, utah.

@whodey said
I don't need to buy them, people do it for me here all the time.

@very-rusty said
Almost as funny! 😉

-VR

@whodey

i am also available to write "dark postcards" so i would be watchful for jealous people, whodey.