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Just ask Kurt Vonnegut. Semi-colons have no purpose.

His quote was funnier...something about a transvestite, but I forgot it.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Just ask Kurt Vonnegut. Semi-colons have no purpose.

His quote was funnier...something about a transvestite, but I forgot it.
I like semicolons; they can be quite useful.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I like semicolons; they can be quite useful.
Eff off, a comma would have done quite well there.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Just ask Kurt Vonnegut. Semi-colons have no purpose.

His quote was funnier...something about a transvestite, but I forgot it.
Then there's that bag on your side to deal with. All that smell and mess. I wouldn't want one either.

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Henry's mother believes three things: that every situation, no matter how grim, will be happily resolved; that no one knows more about human nature than she; and that Henry, who is thirty-five years old, will never be able to do his own laundry.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Rimmer
"Rimmer"? I don't even know her!

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Henry's mother believes three things: that every situation, no matter how grim, will be happily resolved; that no one knows more about human nature than she; and that Henry, who is thirty-five years old, will never be able to do his own laundry.
I'm not the most brilliant grammar student, but commas seem possible in place of the semi-colons, it would look strange though.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I'm not the most brilliant grammar student, but commas seem possible in place of the semi-colons, it would look strange though.
You would never be able to tell where each list item ended thanks to internal commas in the items.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
You would never be able to tell where each list item ended thanks to internal commas in the items.
Hm, there's still got to be a way to avoid the semi-colons. In any case, they still suck.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hm, there's still got to be a way to avoid the semi-colons. In any case, they still suck.
You could do it by breaking it into separate sentences.

“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite herm-aphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” K. Vonnegut

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Originally posted by Red Night
You could do it by breaking it into separate sentences.

“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite herm-aphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” K. Vonnegut
Ah yes! That's the quote! Nice find. And I know you can do it by breaking the sentence up, I mean there must be a way to avoid using them by filling it in with commas, colons, or the like. This may, of course, be untrue.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ah yes! That's the quote! Nice find. And I know you can do it by breaking the sentence up, I mean there must be a way to avoid using them by filling it in with commas, colons, or the like. This may, of course, be untrue.
Thanks.

I don't think so. I think if you're going to try to put all of that into one sentence, you will need to use semicolons.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Thanks.

I don't think so. I think if you're going to try to put all of that into one sentence, you will need to use semicolons.
Well, semi-colons prevent you from fully digesting your food.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hm, there's still got to be a way to avoid the semi-colons. In any case, they still suck.
You're a total colon, and you suck too.