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Semi-Colons suck

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Originally posted by Nordlys
A semicolon
is like a haiku in spring;
it makes me happy.
A friend of mine had a colostomy; how he uses a semi-colon exclusively.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Just ask Kurt Vonnegut. Semi-colons have no purpose.

His quote was funnier...something about a transvestite, but I forgot it.
One punctation glitch that really annoys me, and which sullies innumerable student essays, is the use of a comma before "however".

"Freud's theories were imaginative, however they were also false."

A longer pause is needed. A full stop will do the trick. So will a rephrasing in which "but" is substituted for "however", and the comma eliminated. However, a semi-colon is often just right for the job.

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...you are all sadly fools of the last century...grammer went out with
standards and manners...the only people who care about grammer are
people who work for a living or try to keep up their homes to look nice...the trash of the world only care about tv and what they can get...they don't care about standards and grammar..or is it grammer ?...( had a few shots of whiskey this afternoon..that is why i
am so sad to see on a chess site...one of the last refuges of the intelligent the gross adolescent stupidity of some of the posts )...have
we abandoned jane eyre to a brothel ?...is zola nothing but a pimp on
the corner ?...did zapata ( a school teacher ) raise the flag of resurrection and rebellion to serve idiots ?...i think NOT ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...you are all sadly fools of the last century...grammer went out with
standards and manners...the only people who care about grammer are
people who work for a living or try to keep up their homes to look nice...the trash of the world only care about tv and what they can get...they don't care about standards and grammar..or is it grammer ?...( had a few s ...[text shortened]... ool teacher ) raise the flag of resurrection and rebellion to serve idiots ?...i think NOT ?...
grammar...

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thanks ( as he sadly drains the last bit of drops from his little plastic cup )...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
thanks ( as he sadly drains the last bit of drops from his little plastic cup )...
We're all still in agreement that semi-colons suck though, right?