Sentence Competition

Raven69

Different

General

03 May 10 18:11

joneschr

Some guy

Joined: 22 Jan 07
Moves: 12299

13 May 10 18:41

Originally posted by Raven69
How do you weep a bed?

I think he meant wet his bed.

Nordlys

The sky

Joined: 05 Apr 05
Moves: 10385

13 May 10 18:58

Originally posted by joneschr
I think he meant wet his bed.

In that case, the p is a logical addition.

cheshirecatstevens

Russ's Pocket

Joined: 04 May 06
Moves: 53845

13 May 10 19:09

Originally posted by Nordlys
In that case, the p is a logical addition.

That "Depends".

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53419

14 May 10 20:48

Originally posted by Nordlys
Cry me a river, weep me a bed.

How did geography get into this🙂

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

Joined: 04 Sep 04
Moves: 245624

15 May 10 14:31

Originally posted by Suzianne
Funny you should mention this. There are these devices called batteries, see...

Nah, you really need to use the device, batteries are just too small and slippery when wet. 😛

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37737

15 May 10 23:03

Originally posted by adramforall
Nah, you really need to use the device, batteries are just too small and slippery when wet. 😛

Yes, but only after inserting said batteries into said device. Then all is happy happy again.

Gatecrasher

Whale watching

33°36'S 26°53'E

Joined: 05 Feb 04
Moves: 41150

16 May 10 12:28

Originally posted by Suzianne
Yes, but only after inserting said batteries into said device. Then all is happy happy again.

Given that the batteries have to be inserted, I take it we are no longer talking about an Amazon Kindle?

adam warlock

Baby Gauss

Ceres

Joined: 14 Oct 06
Moves: 18375

16 May 10 13:53

It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53419

16 May 10 23:08

Originally posted by adam warlock
It was a dark and stormy night when I first tried entering this competition.

It was a dark and a stormy night and then it wasn't.

pawnhandler

tinyurl.com/ywohm

Joined: 01 May 07
Moves: 27860

17 May 10 02:00

Originally posted by sonhouse
It was a dark and a stormy night and then it wasn't.

Sounds like the Hippy Dippy Weather Man's weather report! "Dark. Scattered light towards morning."

cheshirecatstevens

Russ's Pocket

Joined: 04 May 06
Moves: 53845

18 May 10 14:19

Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

sonhouse

Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

Joined: 28 Dec 04
Moves: 53419

18 May 10 14:39

Originally posted by pawnhandler
Sounds like the Hippy Dippy Weather Man's weather report! "Dark. Scattered light towards morning."

Or another hippy dippy report: This morning, partially cloudy and later partially sunny.

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

18 May 10 18:50

Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Is/was the deadline the dark and stormy last night or the dark and stormy midnight tonight?

Tonight....well actually 'twill be more like tomorrow morning, whenever I get around to posting these for voting.

duecer

anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined: 01 Sep 06
Moves: 56453

18 May 10 21:56

Originally posted by duecer
It was a dark and stormy night ...when I was woken out of a fitful sleep by a huge crash. Racing to the window I looked out into utter blackness called night. Suddenly a flash of lightning turned back the darkness if only for a moment. What I saw in that moment will haunt my dreams forever.

I declare myself the winner😏😛

mikelom

Ajarn

Wat?

Joined: 16 Aug 05
Moves: 76863

22 May 10 06:11

Originally posted by duecer
I declare myself the winner😏😛

That does not contain the opening words requirement!