Sentences made from thread titles

Create interesting, bizarre or silly sentences using only General forum thread titles which aren’t yet “closed”.

We may add punctuation for emphasis, but not change the wording.

Boris Johnson apparently a normal man, walks into the General Forum...oh Nos!

@divegeester said
Boris Johnson apparently a normal man, walks into the General Forum...oh Nos!

There's nothing quite like your biggest flaw in the summer.

@very-rusty said
Does he have a new hair stylist? 😉

-VR

@Very-Rusty

Aren't you honour-bound not to derail your clan-mate's threads?

Either play the game he set in the OP, or stay out of the thread.

@kevin-eleven said
@Very-Rusty

Aren't you honour-bound not to derail your clan-mate's threads?

Either play the game he set in the OP, or stay out of the thread.

"Diplodocus, your biggest flaw?"

"Fake tan."

There’s nothing quite like fake tan in the summer.

What’s your god damn biggest flaw Boris Johnson? Apparently animal farm.

@trev33 said
What’s your god damn biggest flaw Boris Johnson? Apparently animal farm.

Whats your biggest flaw ? Remember when my arms fell off. God damn.
What are you reading? How to contact an airline. Did you know Red Bull doesn't actually give you wings.

@very-rusty said
What's your god damn biggest flaw Trev?

C.S.

there's nothing quite like sentences made from thread titles

In the summer Boris Johnson walks into puns and one liners.