@moonbus saidwe british just use the sharpness of our tounges to chop wood.
A hatchet is a short-handled axe, required to chop up firewood in the hovel where I resided, at that time. Also useful for fending off Picts, should they approach; they seemed unfamiliar with fire. However, when I offered them salt-mackerel and dark chocolate shavings, they retreated and left my woman-folk (more or less) untainted.
@Chuck-2 saidThe sharpness of our wit sir.
we british just use the sharpness of our tounges to chop wood.