September Competition

Originally posted by Sunburnt
My sex toy died, so I bought a giraffe.

Originally posted by Raven69
[b]Please read all instructions.

Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

[quote]...so I bought a ...[text shortened]... you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.[/b]

I was tired of dating short people so I bought a giraffe.

oops. Never mind. Although it's still the morning of the 18th here...

I wanted to do some necking, so I bought a giraffe.

My sheep's throat is too short so i bought a giraffe

I didn't want to stand out in a crowd so I bought a giraffe.