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I had some left-over whipped cream, a need for self-expression and a weakness for Zappa, so I bought a giraffe.

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The day after he died, I saw his message (I'm worse than lousy with phones); I strained to listen to but catching only isolated phrases - "... come one, come all ... your gun is my butter ... so I bought a giraffe ..." - I gratefully accepted his last (uncommissioned) translation: death into enigma.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
That should be ' which EXPLAINS why I bought a giraffe🙂
If its going to change the voting...sure...🙂

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
What's gnu?
I thought you already gnu.

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I got fed up renting giraffes, so...

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I wanted to be able to tell a tall tale, so...

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Originally posted by Raven69
[b]Please read all instructions.

Non-sentences will be disqualified.
You will have to participate in the voting or you will be disqualified.
Only one sentence per person please, if you send/post more than one I'll take the first one unless otherwise specified by you.

The winner will have a chance to win a subscription!

[quote]...so I bought a ...[text shortened]... you).
You may either PM me your entry or post it here. Deadline is September 18, 2010.[/b]
They were out of Unicorn, the other white meat, so I bought a giraffe.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
They were out of Unicorn, the other white meat, so I bought a giraffe.
My great-great-great grandparents opened Boyers Hardware in 1869 and I needed to attract new customers for the twenty first century so I bought a giraffe.


*true story, actually. It's here in Slatington Pa, the stuffed giraffe stands floor to ceiling*

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Originally posted by sonhouse
My great-great-great grandparents opened Boyers Hardware in 1869 and I needed to attract new customers for the twenty first century so I bought a giraffe.


*true story, actually. It's here in Slatington Pa, the stuffed giraffe stands floor to ceiling*
Where the hell do you get a stuffed giraffe that big? How much? And where do I get one?

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My sex toy died, so I bought a giraffe.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
My sex toy died, so I bought a giraffe.
Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...

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The 800 billion stimulus package having failed, I wanted to do my bit to get the economy moving again; so ...

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Originally posted by rwingett
Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...
Other organs also welcome.

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Where the hell do you get a stuffed giraffe that big? How much? And where do I get one?
Not sure where they got it. Maybe they used a sawzall and glued it back together inside🙂

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Originally posted by rwingett
Linda Lovelace, eat your heart out...
Linda Lovelace died... so I bought a giraffe.