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Serious Question [Official RHP Thread] Ver 1.1

Serious Question [Official RHP Thread] Ver 1.1

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
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Why is Lily Allen so hot?
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Because she reminds you of your mum.
If Lily Allen reminded me of my mum, I'd be in serious therapy about now.

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Originally posted by Starrman
If Lily Allen reminded me of my mum, I'd be in serious therapy about now.
Have you noticed how one of Lily Allen's ears sticks out way more than the other one?

Check it out. You will not unsee this.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Have you noticed how one of Lily Allen's ears sticks out way more than the other one?

Check it out. You will not unsee this.
It's just her way of asking me to nibble it, through the medium of internet pics.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Have you noticed how one of Lily Allen's ears sticks out way more than the other one?

Check it out. You will not unsee this.
Astute observation.

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Please, people, don't be retarded. Stay on topic!

Why is Lily Allen so hot?

Note that abandoning this line of thought will result
in a life without Lily Allen.

And without her, the terrorists win.

Do you hate America?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Please, people, don't be retarded. Stay on topic!

Why is Lily Allen so hot?

Note that abandoning this line of thought will result
in a life without Lily Allen.

And without her, the terrorists win.

Do you hate America?
She's pretty plain looking, no? That's what makes her so desirable to a man. You see her, you think you probably have a chance with her. Her beauty isn't placing her in an unobtainable level beyond your reach as a man.

So, you think she's hot. She is, but it's a different hot. The "I could land that fish" kind of hot.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"I could land that fish"
Hey, that's my nickname!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hey, that's my nickname!
Oh, is she in a band? I see her name on a drum set... took a bit to notice it.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/01/article-1133283-03421D0A000005DC-622_468x653.jpg

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
She's pretty plain looking, no? That's what makes her so desirable to a man. You see her, you think you probably have a chance with her. Her beauty isn't placing her in an unobtainable level beyond your reach as a man.

So, you think she's hot. She is, but it's a different hot. The "I could land that fish" kind of hot.

P-
This reminds me.

I have a rather average-looking friend who gets TONS of dates online on those stupid dating sites.

I have a gorgeous, exotic-looking friend who gets a date once in a blue moon on those stupid dating sites.

Did we discuss this already, Phlab?

Anyway, my average-looking friend gets TONS of dates because she is so mainstream vanilla - she appeals to a wider range of tastes and she is approachable. Doable.

My other friend? Much less attainable. Just as doable, though.


Eh?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
This reminds me.

I have a rather average-looking friend who gets TONS of dates online on those stupid dating sites.

I have a gorgeous, exotic-looking friend who gets a date once in a blue moon on those stupid dating sites.

Did we discuss this already, Phlab?

Anyway, my average-looking friend gets TONS of dates because she is so mainstream vani ...[text shortened]... proachable. Doable.

My other friend? Much less attainable. Just as doable, though.


Eh?
Damn 😞 I'm married.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
This reminds me.

I have a rather average-looking friend who gets TONS of dates online on those stupid dating sites.

I have a gorgeous, exotic-looking friend who gets a date once in a blue moon on those stupid dating sites.

Did we discuss this already, Phlab?

Anyway, my average-looking friend gets TONS of dates because she is so mainstream vani ...[text shortened]... proachable. Doable.

My other friend? Much less attainable. Just as doable, though.


Eh?
Sunburp! It's you! I thought you were DEAD!~

🙂

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
This reminds me.

I have a rather average-looking friend who gets TONS of dates online on those stupid dating sites.

I have a gorgeous, exotic-looking friend who gets a date once in a blue moon on those stupid dating sites.

Did we discuss this already, Phlab?

Anyway, my average-looking friend gets TONS of dates because she is so mainstream vani ...[text shortened]... proachable. Doable.

My other friend? Much less attainable. Just as doable, though.


Eh?
Maybe she's comes across as a pretty Kant (or too pretty to be using dating websites).

There's more stuff on a profile than I picture, I guess.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
She's pretty plain looking, no? That's what makes her so desirable to a man. You see her, you think you probably have a chance with her. Her beauty isn't placing her in an unobtainable level beyond your reach as a man.

So, you think she's hot. She is, but it's a different hot. The "I could land that fish" kind of hot.

P-
She's no sardine, I'll tell you that.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Maybe she's comes across as a pretty Kant (or too pretty to be using dating websites).

There's more stuff on a profile than I picture, I guess.
No, they both have very average profiles set up. This is how dating sites work - pictures mean almost EVERYTHING. Unless you are ugly. Then they mean nothing. 😛

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Sunburp! It's you! I thought you were DEAD!~

🙂
I am very much alive.