Serious Question [Official RHP Thread] Ver 1.1

I know, I know. There is a risk that the mods will move this thread
to the Science Forum, but we must take the risk since the world simply
needs to find an answer.

Enough is enough.

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Why is Lily Allen so hot?
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Serious contributions to this provocative exploration of the true
reasons behind Lily's awesomeness are very much welcome. Those
trying to hijack the thread with mongoloid bursts of dictionary fiesta
shall be castrated on the spot. I repeat: on the spot.

Underlined: retards are not welcome in this thread. Just males within
the age range from 18 to 50, holding a valid passport from a EU
country*, and whose corpora cavernosa is able to become engorged
with venous blood at the sight (or mere thought) of Lily Allen.

Thank you, that is all.

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* Otherwise, a certificate of vaccination should be produced at request.

No retards? 😞

Eww I just looked at some of her photos and she has some very bad angles and nasty looking pics.
Some were good photos and she looked ok but she is not hot by any means.

Sorry.

Mods, please erase these off thread comments.

They are evidently trolling, since it was not asked
if she was or not hot, but what makes her so hot.

Thanks.

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Edit. Reminder: 18 is the minimum age to post in this thread.

*fap fap fap fap*

Because she swears a lot?


Like Whoopi Goldberg. In the 80s. I love brunettes.

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Because she has a fever?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
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Because she has a fever?

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She's always topless, so she's cool in my book.

Originally posted by Crowley
She's always topless, so she's cool in my book.

Lovely voice is hot.

Originally posted by Seitse
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Why is Lily Allen so hot?
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Originally posted by Palynka
Tough one. I'm stumped.

Unlike guys, who can only recognise a hotie of the opposite sex, I'm sure. Women do know when another woman is hot, when they tell me I just smile.

Back to Lilly. I expect it's her English acent or maybe the way she dosen't give a fidalers fart what people think about her. I haven't seen her topless at all but I guess it's about what you look for not what's out there aye.

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Why is Lily Allen so hot?
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Because she reminds you of your mum.