18 Jan 05
LITTLE BILLY ASKS: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date in an e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
You've Got Male!"
