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I am fed up with all the cheat stuff

Who wants to have sex instead πŸ˜›

lets get exy 😡

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I am fed up with all the cheat stuff

Who wants to have sex instead πŸ˜›

lets get exy 😡
No thanks, I've had enough today already.

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
lets get exy 😡
A strange typo

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Originally posted by darvlay
No thanks, I've had enough today already.
Thats why his post is so short, he had to rest the other hand πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I am fed up with all the cheat stuff

Who wants to have sex instead πŸ˜›

lets get exy 😡
I never enjoyed it that much anyways. I would love to talk about beautiful woman, that's much more entertaining πŸ™‚ Like swedish chicks, polish chicks, ukranian chicksπŸ˜‰ etc...

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Thats why his post is so short, he had to rest the other hand πŸ˜€
Dont do that, you made me fall off the chair 😡

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Thats why his post is so short, he had to rest the other hand πŸ˜€
"Don't knock masturbation at least it's sex with someone I love."

- Woody Allen

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Sex,
Is a very funny thing,
Sometimes it’s good,
Sometimes it’s bad,
You can’t get it all the same,

First time,
It can be very hard,
But, you know, you gotta try it again,
Yeah, just try it again,

Now sex,
Is a curious thing,
Sometimes it burns,
Sometimes it stings,
Sometimes it leaves a stain,

One day, you just had enough,
Next day, you gotta do it again,
And again and again,

In one,
Shepherds pie,
In two,
Shepherds pie,
In three,
Shepherds pie,
And bully’s special prize,
A years supply of shepherds pie (oh, cheers).

Supergrass

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Originally posted by darvlay
"Don't knock masturbation at least it's sex with someone I love."

- Woody Allen
It also helps to prevent cancer of the nuts πŸ™‚

so go for it

lets all have a wank πŸ˜› and save our nuts and loads of hospital money and time

πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by darvlay
"Don't knock masturbation at least it's sex with someone I love."

- Woody Allen
πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by darvlay
"Don't knock masturbation at least it's sex with someone I love."

- Woody Allen
"When it comes to sex, I hold my own"

Unknown.

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Found this piece of rather interesting text art on the net, for your thread, it is amazing what some people can do πŸ™‚


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I am having a hand job over that now πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
Found this piece of rather interesting text art on the net, for your thread, it is amazing what some people can do πŸ™‚


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... ...[text shortened]... ...........x.........................x
..........sexsexsexs..........x........................x
Her tits are a bit messed up though...

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Originally posted by Freddie2004
Her tits are a bit messed up though...
I like her πŸ˜›

Edit I dont care if she is 80

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