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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hmmm, OCD? How much skin is left on your hands?
Could be a surgeon?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Kissing a woman's hand at a business conference generally isn't considered good form.
In what situations would it be considered good form?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
In what situations would it be considered good form?
When she's been eating chips and gravy with her fingers. Shhhhluuurrrppp.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Or touch your eyes. The eyes are a major gateway for all manner of germs into your body.
Listen to the Doctor...he knows.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
In what situations would it be considered good form?
I never quite figured that one out. I guess if she offers her hand in such a way you could take the hint and execise your option to kiss it. Then again, that kind of thinking has gotten guys in trouble for centuries. If you don't kiss it, she might be insulted...if you do and it turns out you misread her cue, you might end up in hot water also.

Conclusion: Remain at home, lock the doors and close the blinds. Avoid unnecessary contact.

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Originally posted by Mimor
Relax. Events like that keep your immune system from being bored and weak.
If my immune system is looking for excitement, I'll frolic in the plastic balls at Toob Town.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
If my immune system is looking for excitement, I'll frolic in the plastic balls at Toob Town.
When my kids were little we would go to this place called Discovery World or soemthing like that. They had all the tubes and mazes with balls in the pits and stuff. One of mine had diahrrea and it was running out through the sides of the diaper and myu wife was in there with her. Anyway, she saw what was happening and grabbed her and started yelling ""coming through with diahrrea!"

This is no joke, but that place closed for business within one month of that.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
When my kids were little we would go to this place called Discovery World or soemthing like that. They had all the tubes and mazes with balls in the pits and stuff. One of mine had diahrrea and it was running out through the sides of the diaper and myu wife was in there with her. Anyway, she saw what was happening and grabbed her and started yelling "" ...[text shortened]... iahrrea!"

This is no joke, but that place closed for business within one month of that.
That's what I'm talking about! The Reverend speaks the truth!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
That's what I'm talking about! The Reverend speaks the truth!
Speakin of which, did you hear Artie Lange tongue kiss Blue Iris (70 year old pornstar who has a 15 pound tumor on her ovaries and can't pee)? Took a lot of Jack Daniels to make that possible.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Speakin of which, did you hear Artie Lange tongue kiss Blue Iris (70 year old pornstar who has a 15 pound tumor on her ovaries and can't pee)? Took a lot of Jack Daniels to make that possible.
I was sitting in my car in the parking lot outside of work this morning waiting for them to play it. It was supposed to be coming up next, but I couldn't wait any longer. I had to go inside and get to work. I'm hoping to catch it on the replay on my way home.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
When my kids were little we would go to this place called Discovery World or soemthing like that. They had all the tubes and mazes with balls in the pits and stuff. One of mine had diahrrea and it was running out through the sides of the diaper and myu wife was in there with her. Anyway, she saw what was happening and grabbed her and started yelling "" ...[text shortened]... iahrrea!"

This is no joke, but that place closed for business within one month of that.
Ha haaa. A friend of mine used to work at a kids fun place with the ball ponds and all that. She said some kid let go, big time, one day in the ball pool and all teh balls were covered in icky brown stuff. "How did you clean them?" I asked. "We put them all through the dish washer." she said.
How's that for your immune system? 😲

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Ha haaa. A friend of mine used to work at a kids fun place with the ball ponds and all that. She said some kid let go, big time, one day in the ball pool and all teh balls were covered in icky brown stuff. "How did you clean them?" I asked. "We put them all through the dish washer." she said.
How's that for your immune system? 😲
It would take a year to wash that many balls.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
It would take a year to wash that many balls.
I find just two can be challenging.