Share 5 things about yourself

Well?

Originally posted by whodey

Well?

Tallest person in my immediate family.
Hairiest person in my immediate family.
Wallowing in 1960s music is my go-to treat.
Almost won the state math contest in high school. (Darn it.)
High jump and long jump were my strongest athletic abilities.

Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice.

I'm the kind if guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?"

I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright?

I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jello all over my body reading a Playboy magazine.

Why?

Because maybe I feel the need to okay pal?

Be careful what you wish for..................oooooohhh scary.

"You can't handle the truth."

I make chess moves too fast
and life moves too slow

I make life moves too fast
and chess moves too slow

I do everything slow.

Speed's relative to context.
My personal preference varies:
pleasure, slowly; pain, stop!

He's caucasean ( 😉 ), speaks 12 languages, slim/healthy athletic build and lives in Asia.

-m.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Okay, I'll go first. An Eldest Son; Husband (Widower back in California); Father (Son and Daughter);
Grampy Bobby (as nicknamed by the three of my Six Grandchildren in MA). Your turn to go second:

Please do the maths again
(this time allowing for the major disruption in my life).
Thanks, Mike.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please do the maths again
(this time allowing for the major disruption in my life).
Thanks, Mike.