An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveLOL
An Aussie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
The Aussie and the Kiwi are out checking the NZ farm, they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. The kiwi whips off his trou and jumps in behind the sheep, 'loving' it in an unatural way.
The Aussie is shocked, can't believe his eyes but kinda ??
When the kiwi is finished and comes back to the hi-lux, the Aus says "Mind if I have ago?"
"No worries mate" says the Kiwi.
The aussie whips off his trou goes over to the fence where the sheep is and put's his head through the wires.