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@earl-of-trumps said
@hakima - Aquarius was Liza Manali, daughter of Judy Garland who played Dorothy in Wizard of Oz, the movie.

Both were uber talented, tragic alcoholics. Especially Judy, who had a great voice
Have you seen the movie "Judy" with Renee Zellwiger? Amazing performance.
And yes, very tragic.

On a lighter note; I'm an Aries...the one who destroys the interior of the house in the video...So far, so good. I make myself take a walk most days to fight off getting to stir crazy...at the consternation of those who think I'm infecting the world, in spite of the fact that I keep more than 6 foot distance from anyone...Haters gonna hate, I guess.

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@rookie54 said
my dog licked my face

curonavirus
I got news for ya, he's been licking far worse things.

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@whodey said
I got news for ya, he's been licking far worse things.
LOL....So true!

-VR

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This is SELF ISOLATION- This is hilarious. Hope it makes you all laugh!

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary:

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

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found a dead cockroach in the kitchen this morning
in and of itself this is not remarkable
but when i tested the lil bastard -

we all gonna die

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Covid sure has made dating harder

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which is yer most used quarantine item?

right hand or left hand?

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@hakima
"Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last"

<smiles> Thanks for lightening the load, gal

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The cat is looking kinda funny at the gerbil.

I think I have to do some shopping

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i made a hepa face mask
out of my belly button lint
if yer ever interested
how my time is spent

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"No football on tv. I noticed a woman there on the couch next to me. I think it's my wife. She seems nice."

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As long as we’re all gonna die...might as well:

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@moonbus said
"No football on tv. I noticed a woman there on the couch next to me. I think it's my wife. She seems nice."
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
- She looked surprised.

My wife accused me of being immature.
- I told her to get out of my fort.

- Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing.

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@wolfe63 said
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
- She looked surprised.

My wife accused me of being immature.
- I told her to get out of my fort.

- Working in a mirror factory is something I can see myself doing.
Which one did you find funny?

-VR