Shelter in Place humor

All other coronaviruses, 1 - 18, must be so resentful of 19 now.

C6: Look at that guy, taking all the credit.

C11: If it weren't for us, he wouldn't be where he is today.

C3: What a grandstander.

C15: A thank you would be nice.

C1: I was the first.

@rookie54 said
All other coronaviruses, 1 - 18, must be so resentful of 19 now.

C6: Look at that guy, taking all the credit.

C11: If it weren't for us, he wouldn't be where he is today.

C3: What a grandstander.

C15: A thank you would be nice.

C1: I was the first.

I've heard a rumour that coronavirus 20 is the one we should 'really' be worrying about.

@hakima said
It’s irreverent.

The world is in the edge of hysteria.

It might not even be funny.

Everyone copes in their own way.

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Here’s a video of a squirrel with his balls stuck in a fence.

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@hand-of-hecate said
Here’s a video of a squirrel with his balls stuck in a fence.

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you owe me a cuppa and a new monitor

@rookie54 said
you owe me a cuppa and a new monitor

I’m more worried about how they got that poor little guys balls out of the fence.

@hand-of-hecate said
I’m more worried about how they got that poor little guys balls out of the fence.

i would opt for a hatchet
grease might also work
or grab the lil guy right by the neck
and give him a dang good jerk

@rookie54 said
i would opt for a hatchet
grease might also work
or grab the lil guy right by the neck
and give him a dang good jerk

After some further research, it sounds like the squirrel was freed by “prying his nuts up the fence with a stick.” Jesus.

@hand-of-hecate said
After some further research, it sounds like the squirrel was freed by “prying his nuts up the fence with a stick.” Jesus.

a poke in the balls
with a very sharp stick
just typing those words
has made me sick

on a side note, unrelated, but close, there is a bluejay chasing a squirrel around the yard as the rodent collects nutz and the jay is territorial

neither one is winning the battle

@rookie54 said
a poke in the balls
with a very sharp stick
just typing those words
has made me sick

on a side note, unrelated, but close, there is a bluejay chasing a squirrel around the yard as the rodent collects nutz and the jay is territorial

neither one is winning the battle

You should get your butt out for a walk!

Just remember to keep your distance, wear a mask and disposable gloves. Breathe some fresh air.

-VR

finally got around to setting up faceID on my phone but it does not like my mask
six digit pin for the win!

@very-rusty said
You should get your butt out for a walk!

Just remember to keep your distance, wear a mask and disposable gloves. Breathe some fresh air.

-VR

And stop telling people what to do!

@suzianne said
And stop telling people what to do!

OH yea I forgot that is your JOB!!!! 😛 😉

-VR

whenever rusty goes for a walk, his house lets out a sigh of relief

@lemondrop said
whenever rusty goes for a walk, his house lets out a sigh of relief

I'll smile when I get a chance, there are a few ahead of you so it could take awhile! 😛 😉

-VR

some guys like to go drinkin onna friday night
not me,
imma stay home and bleach my lungs