sheltering in place

feeling paranoid
booby trapped my house
must remember where all the traps are

@lemondrop said
feeling paranoid
booby trapped my house
must remember where all the traps are

You need to play Call of Duty...

My paranoia is so bad I just walk around naked.

Nobody wants to fight a naked guy with a huge mustache.

Just the thought of losing a fight to "That Guy" makes all comers think twice and walk away.

@divegeester

COD 4 - I'm working hard to figure out easter eggs on 'IX', very testing....