i'm ten feet tall, an gots skin that's blue,
i got goofy looking eyeballs, and "i see you"...
my chick's got no tits, and runs half naked,
she'll cut out yer liver, and eat it unbaked...
we live inna treehouse, wit many other smurfboyz,
all tha lil kiddies, have poison arrows fer toyz...
we iz spiritual az heck, and fly on pterodactyls,
but if ya mess wit our eywa, we'll sic a pit bull on yer ass...
rookie