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Shocking chimps

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So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they really kicked the chimp's ass, and after a quite elongated beat up, the poor guy crawled to the water to clean himself up and get ready to die from his wounds. Damn, poor fella. And my image of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.

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Some friends and I are washing down some beers.

Would you like to come closer?

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Rather we want to check if you have scratched your well enough.

We got rubber gloves.

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Originally posted by Seitse
So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they reall ...[text shortened]... mage of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.
Chimps are pretty agressive.
If you would like to watch "jolly" apes, I suggest you watch bonobo apes. They are less agressive and often solve thier problems with; sex🙂

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Originally posted by zozozozo
Chimps are pretty agressive.
If you would like to watch "jolly" apes, I suggest you watch bonobo apes. They are less agressive and often solve thier problems with; sex🙂
so, if another bonobo invades their territory, it's gangbang time?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
so, if another bonobo invades their territory, it's gangbang time?
I dont know. Im not a bonobo expert...sadly😞

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Originally posted by Seitse
So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they reall ...[text shortened]... mage of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.
Watch the monkey get hurt
Monkey
Shock
Shock

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Originally posted by zozozozo
I dont know. Im not a bonobo expert...sadly😞
Blackamp is an expert at everything in his own mind.

I am thinking of calling him DR. Shrink! I think he would like that.

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Originally posted by Seitse
So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they reall mage of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.
Humans didn't invent the gangster! Elephants have been known to put together a posse to stomp a village where lives some dude who popped their homie too.

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Originally posted by Seitse
So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they reall ...[text shortened]... mage of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.
I still think eating your sister whilst she's still in your mothers womb wins?

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I know, and also I've seen them playing cards and smoking cigs whilst wearing tiny cute diapers... it is shocking, isn't it?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So I was watching this NG program about violent animals, and they showed the honey badger fighting cobras, of course, then a baby shark eating his brothers and sisters inside the mom's uterus, and... and... and then... oh my goodness, they showed a gang of chimps organizing a beating for another chimp who happened to invade their territory.

Man, they reall ...[text shortened]... mage of jolly chimps scratching their butts or eating each others' fleas is gone.

Forever.
It just goes to show that all the fuss about electroplating primates is hot air: the murdering chimps deserve it.