Shocking experience & open question

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Not at all. I am a spicy salsa kind of man.

Logic goes: if I'd want something creamy to go with my food, I'd rather play "It's raining men" and disco dance.

Originally posted by Seitse
I don't eat mayo. I dislike it, actually. Hence, before I walk to the supermarket I must know more from a reliable source:

1. Any particular mayo you may recommend?

2. Should I polish with any particular fabric and liquid?

Thanks.

Also useful in repairing unsightly damage from cigarette burns and polishing/tightening limp prose.

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Been there. Done that. Seen the musical. Bought the poster.

Would you?

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Eureka!

We've found the Tex-Mex successor for the Japanese practice of eating sushi using a naked chick as a plate!

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Once upon a time maybe. Nowadays... Nah. Content to ease into my 'life's

worth more than a fig leaf' Zorba the Greek routine, letting it hang out.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Mayonnaise is an excellent furniture polish.

Lemon Pledge on a sandwich doesn't work well however. 😕