03 Sep 05
Since this last few days have been full of shocking revelations, I've decided to add a few of my own. All of the following are based on overwhelming evidence.
Based on the facts 1. England is gay and 2. Ironman is a cheat, there's only one logical way to explain this:
1. Ironman is gay
2. England is a cheat
And since we now accept 1 and 2 to be true, there's only one shocking possibility. England and Ironman are one in the same.
Also,
3. Squirrels are like walri but smaller
4. Less is more when you're playing golf
and, 5. Twelve is a number
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by ark13Is ALL of the meat around a pig's butt pork ?
Since this last few days have been full of shocking revelations, I've decided to add a few of my own. All of the following are based on overwhelming evidence.
Based on the facts 1. England is gay and 2. Ironman is a cheat, there's only one logical way to explain this:
1. Ironman is gay
2. England is a cheat
And since we now accept 1 and 2 to be true ...[text shortened]... re like walri but smaller
4. Less is more when you're playing golf
and, 5. Twelve is a number
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by ark13Man, what kinds of drugs are you doing? What ever they are, please keep them to yourself....better yet, turn them into the nearest psyche ward along with yourself.....
Since this last few days have been full of shocking revelations, I've decided to add a few of my own. All of the following are based on overwhelming evidence.
Based on the facts 1. England is gay and 2. Ironman is a cheat, there's only one logical way to explain this:
1. Ironman is gay
2. England is a cheat
And since we now accept 1 and 2 to be true ...[text shortened]... re like walri but smaller
4. Less is more when you're playing golf
and, 5. Twelve is a number
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by chancremechanicYou have to understand something about drugs. If the ones he were on were any good he wouldn't have been able to type.
Man, what kinds of drugs are you doing? What ever they are, please keep them to yourself....better yet, turn them into the nearest psyche ward along with yourself.....
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by ark13You're right. Squirrles are just like walri. I did my thesis on that subject, unfortunately all my data was destroyed by a freak @$$ tornado that tore through my room. Damn anchovies.
And I forgot number 6. All tennis players are right-handed.
And Deep Thought is right. I need to get some stronger drugs.
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by ark13Ark:
Since this last few days have been full of shocking revelations, I've decided to add a few of my own. All of the following are based on overwhelming evidence.
Based on the facts 1. England is gay and 2. Ironman is a cheat, there's only one logical way to explain this:
1. Ironman is gay
2. England is a cheat
And since we now accept 1 and 2 to be true ...[text shortened]... re like walri but smaller
4. Less is more when you're playing golf
and, 5. Twelve is a number
You really need to get out more. Isn't it soccer season in NH?
The flopping seal image is really tedious. Maybe it's time for a change.
Cheers,
Jeb
03 Sep 05
Originally posted by orfeoI will once I see a left-handed tennis player.
On behalf of my clan, I insist that you withdraw this biased slander IMMEDIATELY.
jebrydzagin: Yes, it is soccer season in NH, thanks for aksing. I think I get out plenty, but thanks for your concern. What sparked this comment? Is it because I like to act insane. Well I can tell you that has nothing to do with me getting out.
It's a flopping walrus, for your information, and I quite like it. I think a lot of people find it amusing, and strangely comfortable to watch it flop flop flop flop flop flop flooppp fllllllllooooooooooopppp *shakes head and looks around startled* I can always change it back to my original avatar, which I like as well. It's a drawing of a walrus on an iceberg. I think the art is exceptional. Perhaps I'll hold a vote to decide which.