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@david-burton said
Mine a pair of 10 year old gola extra wide UK size12 that I have re glued twice would probably say that Dave is a tight git.he might be right but the truth is they were the last Xmas present from my brother Bill.
They’re far more than a pair of shoes ❤️

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I flop about in a pair of trainers which paradoxically probably makes me look lazy.

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
"I've been on the rack for three months while he goes through this 'phase' of his... it's all lime-coloured lycra cycling shorts, a skimpy pink silk vest, a crimson utterly-up-his-bum G-string, and coquettish fluffy flip flops. Oh well, he knows I'll be here for him whenever he emerges from whatever it is he is going through."

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
If he lost weight I wouldn't feel so bent out of shape all the time.

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@the-gravedigger said
If he lost weight I wouldn't feel so bent out of shape all the time.
Back in the day my dad showed me how to sole and heel a pair of shoes.I only put my new skill to work for a couple of years as leather soled shoes became to expensive.PS man made soles don't get bent out of shape as badly as leather.

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Your dog is killing me man.

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"Do you know what? Sometimes he doesn't wear socks. I mean. It's not as if I am taking any precaution. When the stinkfoot arrives, he will disown me."

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
He is lazy.😲

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
"Before going back home can you kick FMF up the arse?"

Sorry, that's what they say to me. About me they say, that I have big ears.

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There’s a pecking order on the shoe rack in the porch. The best walking boots get the dry corner position whereas I, with my busted seams and mud encrusted soles, sit at the opposite end, exposed to the elements. I can’t complain, in the summer I get the lilac garden flip flops sitting on my lap.

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I only ever own one pair of shoes (excluding slippers). When I buy a new pair I throw the old ones away outside the shop.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
I only ever own one pair of shoes (excluding slippers). When I buy a new pair I throw the old ones away outside the shop.
Hmm … as long as you’re not abandoning them IN the shop after you’ve kicked them under the bench.

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@drewnogal said
Hmm … as long as you’re not abandoning them IN the shop after you’ve kicked them under the bench.
Not in Harrogate madam.

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
Wellington boots: "I know where all the bodies are buried unless he disposed of some of them barefoot."

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@drewnogal said
What do yours say about you?
I’ve been periodically lurking by the porch since your OP and haven’t heard a peep from either of them. I think they must be talking in sign.

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