@drewnogal saidMine say: Why have you only worn me twice in the last three years?
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@drewnogal saidTo new shoes on arrival: "He made me look this way. So, watch out for yourselves."
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@drewnogal said"He would often preen... Try walking a mile in my shoes, mate, but it was all bogus: anything more than half a mile and he'd always use some sort of transport."
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@drewnogal saidSome python boots, about their bromhidrosis problem: "Hey, we're the victim here. He did this to us."
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@drewnogal said"He used to put a stone in me when he wanted to skip P.E."
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@drewnogal said"He never really loved me. He just liked how I only cost £9.99."
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@drewnogal said"He had the audacity to wear me when he went out on the same day he bought me. But I took my revenge. I gave him blisters."
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@drewnogal said"And then he was laughing about how his kitten had poo'd in me. Are you SERIOUS??"
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@drewnogal said"I don't like going out drinking with him. He is so sloppy in the gents."
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@drewnogal said"He basically left me for a pair of sandals. But he still comes back every now and then thinking he can just slip himself into me. But what can I do?"
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@drewnogal said"As he got older, he was drawn to slip-ons. But when he was younger and more virile, he quite liked the whole unlacing me/lacing me up thing."
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@drewnogal saidMine a pair of 10 year old gola extra wide UK size12 that I have re glued twice would probably say that Dave is a tight git.he might be right but the truth is they were the last Xmas present from my brother Bill.
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