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Short people rule.

Short people rule.

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Deal with it.

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What's the rule?

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Not since the days of Napoleon, surely.

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Raccoons Rule!

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/26/national/main1662524.shtml

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22short+people%22+%22randy+newman%22

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Originally posted by Delmer
Raccoons Rule!
They are short.

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
What's the rule?
I guess one rule is you can't use them to bowl in the bar anymore.

P-

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
What's the rule?
I'd imagine it's just a short one.

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Originally posted by mokko
I'd imagine it's just a short one.
😉

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Originally posted by abejnood
Deal with it.
Hey, this rule works for me!!!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
They are short.
Short on stature, long on cute.

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Short people rule the even tinier people.

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
Short people rule the even tinier people.
That's why I teach third grade instead of sixth! 🙄

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/26/national/main1662524.shtml

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22short+people%22+%22randy+newman%22
"Sex Offender Ruled Too Short For Jail
5-Foot-1 Man Gets Probation Instead Of Prison, Sparking Debate"

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

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Short people like to stand next to tall ladies with short dresses.