Originally posted by BowmannHow come you say "guy" instead of "bloke"? Aren't you English? Guy is an Americanism I thought, and we all know how you hate the American version of English.
A well-endowed guy called Apollo
Remarked (as he larked in the hollow)
"Darling, my dong
Is twelve inches long."
Said his girl: "That’s a hard one to swallow!"
Originally posted by AThousandYoungWhat about Guy Fawkes? All these years I've been celebrating Guy Fawkes Day when I should have been celebrating Bloke Fawkes Day?
How come you say "guy" instead of "bloke"? Aren't you English? Guy is an Americanism I thought, and we all know how you hate the American version of English.
Originally posted by mokkoI rely on you
Poetic license.
I rely on you
like a Skoda needs suspension
like the aged need a pension
like a trampoline needs tension
like a bungee jump needs apprehension
I rely on you
like a camera needs a shutter
like a gambler needs a flutter
like a golfer needs a putter
like a buttered scone involves some butter
I rely on you
like an acrobat needs ice cool nerve
like a hairpin needs a drastic curve
like an HGV needs endless derv
like an outside left needs a body swerve
I rely on you
like a handyman needs pliers
like an auctioneer needs buyers
like a laundromat needs driers
like The Good Life needed Richard Briers
I rely on you
like a water vole needs water
like a brick outhouse needs mortar
like a lemming to the slaughter
Ryan's just Ryan without his daughter
I rely on you
© H Presley 1994
Originally posted by BowmannI once wrote a story about a 1 armed midget with a 12 inch dong 😀. It's a classic short story. I still have it in fact!
A well-endowed guy called Apollo
Remarked (as he larked in the hollow)
"Darling, my dong
Is twelve inches long."
Said his girl: "That’s a hard one to swallow!"
