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Do you realize how much life sucks? Think about it for a sec.

Originally posted by Seitse
Do you realize how much life sucks? Think about it for a sec.

hook it to the exhaust and it'll start a harley...

Originally posted by Seitse
Do you realize how much life sucks? Think about it for a sec.

It's better than the alternative.

Originally posted by Seitse
Do you realize how much life sucks? Think about it for a sec.

Who's life are we talking about?

Originally posted by Seitse (OP)
Do you realize how much life sucks? Think about it for a sec.

Have you recently considered the alternative?

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Have you recently considered the alternative?

Have you considered multiple personality disorder, narcissism, delusions of
grandeur, and passive aggressive psychosis as a viable diagnose?

Originally posted by Seitse
Have you considered multiple personality disorder, narcissism, delusions of
grandeur, and passive aggressive psychosis as a viable diagnose?

Q Why wont a vampire attack a narcissist ?

A Professional courtesy.

A priest, a teacher, a millionaire, and a narcissist were golfing together. As they walked the course, they came up behind a foursome that was moving very slowly, and that didn’t offer to let them play through. Calling over the club pro, the foursome inquired about the poor sportsmanship of the slow group. The pro explained that the slow golfers were blind. The priest said, Oh, bless them, I will keep them in my prayers. The teacher said, I will tell my students how inspiring they are. The millionaire said, I will offer to pay their greens fees for the year. The narcissist said, Why can’t they play at night?

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Q Why wont a vampire attack a narcissist ?

A Professional courtesy.

Now the lawyers feel left out !! 😀

I thought becoming a lawyer would bring me joy and fulfillment.

Behold, mind you!