Signs You're Playing Too Much On-line Chess
You have a 2 million game database all of your own games
You can only type 20 words a min. but 100 chess notations a min.
You think e-mail is for correspondence Chess
your mother learned to play chess just so you would answer her e-mail
You think of your laptop as your travel set
You bought your son a new computer just to teach him how to play chess
You keep praying your chess computer is better than your opponent's
You think Deep blue is the world chess champion
Your on-line rating is 2500 but your USCF rating is just 1500
You change chess servers just to meet new people
You think Gary Kasparov is a chess program
Your opponents always seem to get disconnected when you're one move away from mating them
You unplugged your sound card just so you wouldn't have to hear that annoying beeping noise it makes when some one makes a move
Your best friends are Chessnet and PCchess but you've never met them in person
You refused to play your neighbor a game because he didn't have a computer
You can't play on a 3D chess board any more
You think a chat room is where you meet people to play chess
You can't play on a regular chess board without grabbing your mouse
Originally posted by SirLoseALothahaha very funny
Signs You're Playing Too Much On-line Chess
You have a 2 million game database all of your own games
You can only type 20 words a min. but 100 chess notations a min.
You think e-mail is for correspondence Chess
your mother learned to play chess just so you would answer her e-mail
You think of your laptop as your travel set
You bought ...[text shortened]... eet people to play chess
You can't play on a regular chess board without grabbing your mouse
