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Originally posted by Nordlys
That reminds me of the solar eclipse shades I had that had a warning that you should move carefully while wearing them. Of course without the warning I wouldn't have noticed that I couldn't see anything else than the sun while wearing them, and would have walked right into anything that was in my way.

You should sue Grampy.
Disclosure/Disclaimer: There's a sort of scary aspect to this simple self examination. Routine distractions and diversions are shorn of their

power with both eyes cupped or closed. All that's left to gaze upon is the modulating scene in the rear view mirror of your own life on earth...

less so in linear terms of time than in seeing the actual content of your own immortal soul (steady and whole while the bare bulb swings).



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Sorry for your injury. Next time uncup both eyes before returning to your laptop. Now return to 'GO.' Read my instructions one more time...

this time with concentration, a sense of purpose and feeling. Follow them explicitly (for the express purpose of your own short and long

term lasting benefit). You see, Palynka, we're delving into one of the ...[text shortened]... ry first and last... and richly rewarding of all human frontiers.




Dr. I. Fix


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I can't concentrate, my toe hurts!

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Originally posted by Palynka
I just stubbed my toe. 😠
LMAO! Great line. Rec'd.

edit: also post just above.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You should sue Grampy.
Oh yeah, bring it on one and all! Moose, Esquire has a car payment due at the end of the month and Gramp's checks for my defense attorney services are good as gold. 😛

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Physician Instructions: Please stand up. Walk to your bathroom vanity mirror. Gaze into it...
OH MY GOD, THERE'S SOMEBODY BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
OH MY GOD, THERE'S SOMEBODY BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost of Christmas Past perhaps...




Edit: Hebrew Nationals sauteed with onions and celery salt, this evening's fare, along with chili with red

kidney beans and diced sharp cheddar. Maybe a frosty one, if there's one in the frig, and ice cream.


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Simple Self Exam



Physician Instructions: Please stand up. Walk to your bathroom vanity mirror. Gaze into it... what do you see? Cup one eye... what do you

see? Please cup both eyes... what do you see? Return to your laptop. Ponder the mirror images for a few seconds. No real need to post.

The courageous scrutiny of a self examined life is ...[text shortened]... ng thread.




Courtesy of Doctor I. Fix, Royal Academy Emeritus, Seniorsville, USA


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"O wad some Power the giftie gie us, to see oursels as ithers see us."

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please do so

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Just a bad joke.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Simple Self Exam



Physician Instructions: Please stand up. Walk to your bathroom vanity mirror. Gaze into it... what do you see? Cup one eye... what do you

see? Please cup both eyes... what do you see? Return to your laptop. Ponder the mirror images for a few seconds. No real need to post.

The courageous scrutiny of a self examined life is ...[text shortened]... ng thread.




Courtesy of Doctor I. Fix, Royal Academy Emeritus, Seniorsville, USA


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