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Skinny People are Eating All the Food!

Skinny People are Eating All the Food!

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Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. I told him I had spam, and he said "sure".

I said, "what?"

He said, "sure, I'll have one".

"I wasn't offering you one, you asked what I was having".

I also used to have a skinny friend who would eat anything. I asked him why, and he said... "you never know if you won't have something to eat, so as long as I see food I will keep eating it."

So, when you are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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Tapeworms.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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I have a cousin like that. He can eat more than any two people you ever saw, and he was always skinny as a rail. I could smell his food and gain a pound. But Mother Nature got even with him. When he discovered beer, he started to gain weight.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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It's all due to a very fast metabolism...
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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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Do I work with you?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Do I work with you?
I think so... did you eat all my olives out of the fridge?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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It is not the skinny guyz that I have a problem with. It is the skinny ladies who are always starving themselves to have some illusionary posture. Or even pocking there throats so they empty what they loaded at some obligatory dinner party, -What a waste!!!.

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Originally posted by Prince Ndandalika
It is not the skinny guyz that I have a problem with. It is the skinny ladies who are always starving themselves to have some illusionary posture. Or even pocking there throats so they empty what they loaded at some obligatory dinner party, -What a waste!!!.
I've got a feeling skinny guy would eat it. Waste not want not.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Skinny people keep eating the food, they eat and eat, and never get fat. Someday you will have no food, because a skinny person ate it.

There is a guy at my work who eats when he gets here, eats again in a couple hours, has another late lunch... and eats again around 4. He was just in the office eating a plate of spaghetti, and a ham/salami sandwich. ...[text shortened]... are hungry, and there is no food... some skinny guy probably ate it on you.

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Can I come over and check out your fridge Phlabibit?
Do you have any cheesecake?

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Originally posted by mlprior
Can I come over and check out your fridge Phlabibit?
Do you have any cheesecake?

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My wife would kill for cheesecake. On a whim I went to purchase one at a great place called Gregs. Half hour drive, and I get the cake.

24 dollars!~ It better be good.

It was.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
My wife would kill for cheesecake. On a whim I went to purchase one at a great place called Gregs. Half hour drive, and I get the cake.

24 dollars!~ It better be good.

It was.

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Mmmm getting hungry just thinking about the smooth cheese melting in my mouth.....Ahhhh

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Originally posted by mlprior
Mmmm getting hungry just thinking about the smooth cheese melting in my mouth.....Ahhhh
Blueberry, cherry, raspberry... or other?

Raspberry is the way to go, but any of these are good. Chocolate is dumb.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Mmmm getting hungry just thinking about the smooth cheese melting in my mouth.....Ahhhh
HMMMM

Not too sure how to take this last comment!!

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Originally posted by rmacken
HMMMM

Not too sure how to take this last comment!!

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This thread is about skinny guy, not mind in the gutter guy.

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