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sleepless zombie

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because i work f/t nights and study f/t days, i'm often a sleepless zombie and do stupid stuff. Two examples from yesterday:

in the morning i met my g/f, who i hadn't seen for a few days, as she no longer lives sonear. after a minute or two, she said 'i lost one of my aunties'. but i heard 'undies' (panties) so i said 'you left you bra in my room too'. boy, did i get a strange lookπŸ˜€

later we were out to rent videos. we dropped our old one off in the chute and spent the usual 1/2 hour wrangling over what to get. then at the checkout i just stood there staring at the clerk like the sleepless zombie i was, til he he 'i'll need your card'. when i gave it to him, it turned out that we were in the wrong video store! ours was down a block or so. so we trudged down there, and upon entering remembered that we had returned the videos at the other place. my excuse is lack of sleep. i'm not sure what hers is...
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in response to the first it all cant be to bad if your girlfriend is leaving underwear around bedroom , maybe you should abstain in liew of sleep😴 buggar that πŸ˜‰the the second point , mabye she is a blonde or at least one at heart:πŸ˜• oh and by the way...... WAKEUP.......πŸ˜€

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