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Steal the badges from expensive cars and ransom them back to the owners.

(Same theory can be applied to Garden Gnomes and patio furniture.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Finger painting instructor
Colour by numbers instructor.

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Rent yourself out as a garden gnome.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Rent yourself out as a garden gnome.
Become a garden gnome pimp, renting gnomes out to people.

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Of the gnomes?

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Hey, have you forgot Hervé Villechaize?

Their wives don't have to be gnomes necessarily.

Either that or the confusion comes from their expression come ovah here, you gnome-loving beeatch

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Originally posted by frilly
Any ideas anyone?
You really need to tap into the disposable income of homosexuals. I'm thinking outfits for puppies or anal lube.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You really need to tap into the disposable income of homosexuals.
Or that of other D.I.N.Ks (Double Income, No Kids)...

What do these people typically spend their piles of money on? Drugs? Fine clothing? High-end meals in fancy dining cars?

...

Remind me again why I want to have kids?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Or that of other D.I.N.Ks (Double Income, No Kids)...

What do these people typically spend their piles of money on? Drugs? Fine clothing? High-end meals in fancy dining cars?

...

Remind me again why I want to have kids?
Because you could sell them for a good price to D.I.N.K.s.

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The money is in the spine.

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No. I would also reject a non-white donor.

Sam says they are inferior and I believe her.