Smiles

Smiles

I smile at the sight of cupcakes, hearing toddlers talking, inhaling the fragrance of Lilacs in bloom....

You?

animals playing in good fun

Originally posted by empovsun
animals playing in good fun

These jokes:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1h1cyg/whats_the_most_intellectual_joke_you_know/

It took a few days to get through them. Fortunately, there are explanations for many. A few are off color but not by much.

That sweet squeaky sound of rubber losing grip and then instantly followed by skin and bones crashing into the floor, always cheers this guy up.

I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.

Originally posted by leestatic
I bet you cried rivers when a dumb ass that hasn't mastered clothing himself properly charged you a weeks wages for a five minute job.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Clearly you don't "get it". Now move along little feller, nothing to see here.

Originally posted by leestatic
Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.

Originally posted by leestatic
Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The sound a beer can tab makes when I pull it.🙂

Originally posted by empovsun
the realization that everyone is asleep except you

I always smile when a word just typed develops a crinkly red horizontal underscoring line. Spellcheck' amazing! Then, a second smile chases the first one when I right click and the Black and Silver V7Mouse helps the screen pop up a long box containing many commands I've never used (and probably never will). There are two I must choose between:

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| "Add to Dictionary"
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| "Ignore"
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| "Language"???
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You'll never guess which option I most frekuently use. (gd)