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Standard memberGrampy Bobby
General 09 Jul '13 22:57
  1. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    09 Jul '13 22:571 edit
    Smiles

    I smile at the sight of cupcakes, hearing toddlers talking, inhaling the fragrance of Lilacs in bloom....

    You?
  2. Standard memberempovsun
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    animals playing in good fun
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    10 Jul '13 21:33
    Originally posted by empovsun
    animals playing in good fun
    The sound a beer can tab makes when I pull it.🙂
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    11 Jul '13 00:26
    These jokes:

    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1h1cyg/whats_the_most_intellectual_joke_you_know/

    It took a few days to get through them. Fortunately, there are explanations for many. A few are off color but not by much.
  5. Standard memberleestatic
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    11 Jul '13 00:32
    That sweet squeaky sound of rubber losing grip and then instantly followed by skin and bones crashing into the floor, always cheers this guy up.
  6. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.
  7. Standard memberleestatic
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    11 Jul '13 00:43
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.
    I bet you cried rivers when a dumb ass that hasn't mastered clothing himself properly charged you a weeks wages for a five minute job.
  8. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    11 Jul '13 01:04
    Originally posted by leestatic
    I bet you cried rivers when a dumb ass that hasn't mastered clothing himself properly charged you a weeks wages for a five minute job.
    Clearly you don't "get it". Now move along little feller, nothing to see here.
  9. Standard memberleestatic
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    11 Jul '13 01:10
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    Clearly you don't "get it". Now move along little feller, nothing to see here.
    Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.
  10. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    11 Jul '13 05:04
    Originally posted by leestatic
    Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.
    OK, yeah you're right. Everybody should be blessed with your intellect and wit.
    There's a guy like you in every room...
  11. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    11 Jul '13 05:08
    Originally posted by leestatic
    Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.
    Speaking of originality, I looked at your bio and noticed the priest flipping the bird. Apparently, according to you... that old "classic" just hasn't been done to death just yet. It's likely you'll take care of that.
    papa indigo sierra sierra
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  12. Standard memberempovsun
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    11 Jul '13 05:35
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    The sound a beer can tab makes when I pull it.🙂
    the realization that everyone is asleep except you
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    13 Jul '13 14:01
    Originally posted by empovsun
    the realization that everyone is asleep except you
    That's when you get out the Oban (or YOUR favourite) for a wee dram before you join the others in slumber.
  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    13 Jul '13 16:26
    I always smile when a word just typed develops a crinkly red horizontal underscoring line. Spellcheck' amazing! Then, a second smile chases the first one when I right click and the Black and Silver V7Mouse helps the screen pop up a long box containing many commands I've never used (and probably never will). There are two I must choose between:

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    | "Add to Dictionary"
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    | "Ignore"
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    | "Language"???
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    You'll never guess which option I most frekuently use. (gd)
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