Smiles

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

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09 Jul 13

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

09 Jul 13

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Smiles

I smile at the sight of cupcakes, hearing toddlers talking, inhaling the fragrance of Lilacs in bloom....

You?

empovsun

Adepto 'er perfectu

Joined: 05 Jun 13
Moves: 21312

10 Jul 13

animals playing in good fun

Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
Moves: 193595

10 Jul 13

Originally posted by empovsun
animals playing in good fun

The sound a beer can tab makes when I pull it.🙂

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

11 Jul 13

These jokes:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1h1cyg/whats_the_most_intellectual_joke_you_know/

It took a few days to get through them. Fortunately, there are explanations for many. A few are off color but not by much.

leestatic

Hristos voskrese

feckin' 'ell

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 19603

11 Jul 13

That sweet squeaky sound of rubber losing grip and then instantly followed by skin and bones crashing into the floor, always cheers this guy up.

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

11 Jul 13

I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.

leestatic

Hristos voskrese

feckin' 'ell

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 19603

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by Frank Burns
I like it when I see a smile. Take the other day for example. We had a plumber over to help out with some under the sink probs. He bent over and cracked the biggest smile at me and the old lady. Near brought me to tears.

I bet you cried rivers when a dumb ass that hasn't mastered clothing himself properly charged you a weeks wages for a five minute job.

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by leestatic
I bet you cried rivers when a dumb ass that hasn't mastered clothing himself properly charged you a weeks wages for a five minute job.

Clearly you don't "get it". Now move along little feller, nothing to see here.

leestatic

Hristos voskrese

feckin' 'ell

Joined: 23 May 05
Moves: 19603

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Clearly you don't "get it". Now move along little feller, nothing to see here.

Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by leestatic
Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.

OK, yeah you're right. Everybody should be blessed with your intellect and wit.
There's a guy like you in every room...

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

In Check

Joined: 12 Mar 04
Moves: 10441

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by leestatic
Yeah, got it ...ring ..ring "hello" yeah it's the sixty's we'd like our jokes back.

Speaking of originality, I looked at your bio and noticed the priest flipping the bird. Apparently, according to you... that old "classic" just hasn't been done to death just yet. It's likely you'll take care of that.
papa indigo sierra sierra
Oscar foxtrot foxtrot

empovsun

Adepto 'er perfectu

Joined: 05 Jun 13
Moves: 21312

11 Jul 13

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The sound a beer can tab makes when I pull it.🙂

the realization that everyone is asleep except you

Drewnogal

Constant Gardener

The Plot

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13 Jul 13

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Great Big Stees

Joined: 14 Mar 04
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13 Jul 13

Originally posted by empovsun
the realization that everyone is asleep except you

That's when you get out the Oban (or YOUR favourite) for a wee dram before you join the others in slumber.

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

13 Jul 13

I always smile when a word just typed develops a crinkly red horizontal underscoring line. Spellcheck' amazing! Then, a second smile chases the first one when I right click and the Black and Silver V7Mouse helps the screen pop up a long box containing many commands I've never used (and probably never will). There are two I must choose between:

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You'll never guess which option I most frekuently use. (gd)