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So a guy walks into a bar...

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
foyer."

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Originally posted by der schwarze Ritter
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open
foyer."
Corny enough to make me laugh.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Corny enough to make me laugh.
Old enough to make me yawn.

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So old that people got splinters from thier wooden underwear last time it was told.

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Rec for everyone that made me look like an ass.

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Originally posted by MaxWax
So old that people got splinters from thier wooden underwear last time it was told.
It is alleged to be the first ever chess joke.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It is alleged to be the first ever chess joke.
And there have been a few reported cases of it being told before the 'En Passent' rule was introduced.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Rec for everyone that made me look like an ass.
You're going to busy handing out recs if you keep that up.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
It is alleged to be the first ever chess joke.
...and orders an apple.

The bartender asks why?

The customer says "because i said so".

Pretty funny, eh?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're going to busy handing out recs if you keep that up.
No rec for you. Queef.

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
No rec for you. Queef.
Come on now, that was a classic. You should consider yourself blessed that I even acknowledge your existance.