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Life sucks. It's boring and void of excitement. Although that may soon change. There's a good possibility that I will be spending the entire weekend childless. This will be a first in a very long time. At least a year since I've not had a baby on my hip. Oh what to do what to do. I'm thinking mabye a little night on the town might be in order. Then again who am I kidding? I'm a loser who'll just sit at home all weekend and mope about missing my baby. With any luck and by the grace of God a tragic event will occur preventing my baby from having to go. A night of drunken debauchery is not the appeal it once was.

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Originally posted by mokko
Life sucks. It's boring and void of excitement. Although that may soon change. There's a good possibility that I will be spending the entire weekend childless. This will be a first in a very long time. At least a year since I've not had a baby on my hip. Oh what to do what to do. I'm thinking mabye a little night on the town might be in order. Then again w ...[text shortened]... eventing my baby from having to go. A night of drunken debauchery is not the appeal it once was.
Come to Osaka for the weekend. I know you ain't got much dosh, but I'm sure you can hitch most of the way and swim the rest?

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Originally posted by mokko
Life sucks. It's boring and void of excitement. Although that may soon change. There's a good possibility that I will be spending the entire weekend childless. This will be a first in a very long time. At least a year since I've not had a baby on my hip. Oh what to do what to do. I'm thinking mabye a little night on the town might be in order. Then again w ...[text shortened]... eventing my baby from having to go. A night of drunken debauchery is not the appeal it once was.
If you drown your kids you can have a long weekend. And save the rest of us from having to look after the damn things when you utterly fail as a mother and human being.

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Mokko, where's yer other sprogs this weekend?

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Originally posted by mokko
Life sucks. It's boring and void of excitement. Although that may soon change. There's a good possibility that I will be spending the entire weekend childless. This will be a first in a very long time. At least a year since I've not had a baby on my hip. Oh what to do what to do. I'm thinking mabye a little night on the town might be in order. Then again w ...[text shortened]... eventing my baby from having to go. A night of drunken debauchery is not the appeal it once was.
You could go to the nearest tall building and threaten to leap off. That's sure to gather a crowd and inject some excitement for your weekend, and I bet it'll keep your mind off the little ones.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
If you drown your kids you can have a long weekend. And save the rest of us from having to look after the damn things when you utterly fail as a mother and human being.
If only your mother was given the same advice.

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Originally posted by c99ux
Mokko, where's yer other sprogs this weekend?
With dad. But they're older so it's different. Seperating from a baby is alot harder.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
You could go to the nearest tall building and threaten to leap off. That's sure to gather a crowd and inject some excitement for your weekend, and I bet it'll keep your mind off the little ones.
We don't have any tall buildings. ๐Ÿ™

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Come on guys I dont think she was looking for suicide ideas!!๐Ÿ˜•

Mokko, if I was in Canada I would treat you to a candlelight meal overlooking Niagra falls. Followed by a party where we get blinding drunk and have a great laugh!

Or......

Run you a bath with candles (aromatherapy) followed by a homemade cooked meal, few bottles of wine with a movie then an early night.


Something like that anyway, pick you chin up and enjoy the time off. You deserve a well earned break๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by rmacken
Come on guys I dont think she was looking for suicide ideas!!๐Ÿ˜•

Mokko, if I was in Canada I would treat you to a candlelight meal overlooking Niagra falls. Followed by a party where we get blinding drunk and have a great laugh!

Or......

Run you a bath with candles (aromatherapy) followed by a homemade cooked meal, few bottles of wine with a movie th ...[text shortened]... ing like that anyway, pick you chin up and enjoy the time off. You deserve a well earned break๐Ÿ˜‰
Wish I could cook. ๐Ÿ˜ž Girls like that. Well I can pretend.

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Originally posted by rmacken
Come on guys I dont think she was looking for suicide ideas!!๐Ÿ˜•

Mokko, if I was in Canada I would treat you to a candlelight meal overlooking Niagra falls. Followed by a party where we get blinding drunk and have a great laugh!

Or......

Run you a bath with candles (aromatherapy) followed by a homemade cooked meal, few bottles of wine with a movie th ...[text shortened]... ing like that anyway, pick you chin up and enjoy the time off. You deserve a well earned break๐Ÿ˜‰
Hmm...sounds like you're trying to hit on her.

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I'll rec that!

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Originally posted by mokko
If only your mother was given the same advice.

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Hmm...sounds like you're trying to hit on her.
Id like to think my options would be more preferable over jumping of a tall building๐Ÿ˜•

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Originally posted by Wildfire
Hmm...sounds like you're trying to hit on her.
Hey this is the closet thing to action I ever get! Leave the guy alone......

So Niagra falls you say....๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by rmacken
Id like to think my options would be more preferable over jumping of a tall building๐Ÿ˜•
I didn't say to jump off, I said to threaten to jump off. It's more exciting that way, because the police will come and attract a massive crowd.