Originally posted by mokkoLOL! Nah, the cabbage patch kid will increase the tension and attract a few important news stations. Then, you'll have you're 15 minutes of fame as you resist the police and wave the cabbage kid around wildly.
Should I cling to a cabbage patch kid or do you think that might be pushing a little?
Originally posted by WildfireAnd never get to see my children grow into the outstanding adults that they may have been before mommy went crazy and got locked up. I may have to rethink this plan.
LOL! Nah, the cabbage patch kid will increase the tension and attract a few important news stations. Then, you'll have you're 15 minutes of fame as you resist the police and wave the cabbage kid around wildly.
I am however planning something involving a tape recorder.
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Originally posted by mokkoRecording self-inflicted orgasms from the inside?
And never get to see my children grow into the outstanding adults that they may have been before mommy went crazy and got locked up. I may have to rethink this plan.
I am however planning something involving a tape recorder.
Cool...
Nice way to spend the weekend...
took the liberty of booking a table at in the historic Old Tudor-style Red Coach Inn in the heart of Niagara Falls, this restaurant offers delicious meals and a warm ambience, as well as a spectacular view of the Upper Rapids of the Falls. The restaurant features two dining rooms with the main one anchored by a natural stone fireplace. In keeping with the British feel, prime rib (USD20.95) is the house specialty, but the menu offers other mains including 10 oz filet mignon (USD21.95), and a double-thick butterflied pork chop (USD14.95).
Bit of a copy and paste im sure you can tell..............
How does that sound??!!😀
Originally posted by rmackenSounds wonderful, wish I could be there.
took the liberty of booking a table at in the historic Old Tudor-style Red Coach Inn in the heart of Niagara Falls, this restaurant offers delicious meals and a warm ambience, as well as a spectacular view of the Upper Rapids of the Falls. The restaurant features two dining rooms with the main one anchored by a natural stone fireplace. In keeping with the Br ...[text shortened]... .95).
Bit of a copy and paste im sure you can tell..............
How does that sound??!!😀
*sigh*
Originally posted by mokkoYou whining maggot!
Life sucks. It's boring and void of excitement. Although that may soon change. There's a good possibility that I will be spending the entire weekend childless. This will be a first in a very long time. At least a year since I've not had a baby on my hip. Oh what to do what to do. I'm thinking mabye a little night on the town might be in order. Then again w ...[text shortened]... eventing my baby from having to go. A night of drunken debauchery is not the appeal it once was.
You were the one who wanted to spread your legs! You were the one who wanted that satanic spawn. Now you've got it...accept it. Stop moaning.
Even when you've got a weekend off, you just sit around sulking.
Seriously, the reason you don't have a life is because you are boring.
Either accept it or change.
If you accept it, tell us funny things about being a boring old cronie, if you want to change tell us funny things that are happening to you during your metamorphosis...
But for God's sake...STOP WHINING A...
Whoops. Wrong lecture. I thought I was talking to Ivanhoe. Sorry.