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Originally posted by sasquatch672
How'nahell did that work its way in here? Right now I'm watching one of those "He went to Jared!" ads and every one I see makes me want to rip somebody's eyeballs out more and more. Like rip one out, make the guy look at the eye I ripped out with his one good eye - and then rip the other one out.
Every kiss begins with K©

Kay Jewelers.

Just as bad a commercial... do they think I can't spell "kiss"?

What an offensive display of pedantry, it's not my brand of fun. I find it very unsavory.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
How'nahell did that work its way in here? Right now I'm watching one of those "He went to Jared!" ads and every one I see makes me want to rip somebody's eyeballs out more and more. Like rip one out, make the guy look at the eye I ripped out with his one good eye - and then rip the other one out.
id' want to tear out that eye carefully so they could still see with it and turn it around so they see me stab them to death with an odd murder weapon ..... like a eagle claw tied to a stick.

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Originally posted by lordyeti
id' want to tear out that eye carefully so they could still see with it and turn it around so they see me stab them to death with an odd murder weapon ..... like a eagle claw tied to a stick.
Um, who has NOT been stabbed with an Eagle claw tied to stick at some point in their life?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Um, who has NOT been stabbed with an Eagle claw tied to stick at some point in their life?

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ok so i use it to slice them open and strangle them with their own innards, yet leave a little space on the throat for a last second papercut slash that ends the life first. then i feeeeeeed. and bath in blood?😕