So, how does it feel having an ugly wife?

Originally posted by Ragnorak
My d&$k is about 3 foot wide, and 5 foot high.

It doesn't have any drawers though. 😳

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5 foot high?! 😲

Surely there's room for a few drawers under there!

Originally posted by shavixmir
I wouldn't know, I usually have her face pushed in the cushion and her arse in the air.

Or she'd doing the dishes... and I don't go near the kitchen.

You're so romantic 🙄

Originally posted by Pawn Qween
You're so romantic 🙄

I know. I sometimes even brush my teeth before orally raping someone with my tongue.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I know. I sometimes even brush my teeth before orally raping someone with my tongue.

And afterwards?

Originally posted by shavixmir
I know. I sometimes even brush my teeth before orally raping someone with my tongue.

😲 Considerate too!